Riddle
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Obama is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women.. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it?
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
Oakman wrote:
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.Aren't those two the wrong way around? Madonna Ciccone doesn't use her surname but still has it, whereas the Pope on becoming the Pope lost the name Joseph Ratzinger and became simply Pope Benedict XVI.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Oakman wrote:
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.Aren't those two the wrong way around? Madonna Ciccone doesn't use her surname but still has it, whereas the Pope on becoming the Pope lost the name Joseph Ratzinger and became simply Pope Benedict XVI.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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I think you are right. Lots of people get the Pope and Madonna confused, I know I do all the time.
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Oakman wrote:
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.Aren't those two the wrong way around? Madonna Ciccone doesn't use her surname but still has it, whereas the Pope on becoming the Pope lost the name Joseph Ratzinger and became simply Pope Benedict XVI.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
The answer is, of course, a last name. The Pope didn't lose the name Ratzinger, he's simply using an alias. Underneath his miter and robes, he's still the same "Ratty" he always was.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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The answer is, of course, a last name. The Pope didn't lose the name Ratzinger, he's simply using an alias. Underneath his miter and robes, he's still the same "Ratty" he always was.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Yes, one like to have sex with fit young men
Young yes but are you sure they are men?
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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Since you want me to be the straight man, see what you can do with this: Vatican takes more time to mull Irish sex abuse[^]
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Yes, one like to have sex with fit young men
Young yes but are you sure they are men?
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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Since you want me to be the straight man, see what you can do with this: Vatican takes more time to mull Irish sex abuse[^]
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
I wonder if the Vatican has had enough time to mull over the countless multitudes that have been tortured and killed over the years in the name of the church. So, I am not surprised at all that they want more time to figure out what they are going to do with their dirty butt pluggers.
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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I wonder if the Vatican has had enough time to mull over the countless multitudes that have been tortured and killed over the years in the name of the church. So, I am not surprised at all that they want more time to figure out what they are going to do with their dirty butt pluggers.
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
Slacker007 wrote:
their dirty butt pluggers.
"A third century Aramaic manuscript is held by the Vatican [The Essene Gospel Of Peace], graphically describing enemas."The Enema Resource Centre[^] So, no dirty butts for holy pluggers.
ict558 - a Coward and a Fool. Dalek Dave & Hokum (Therefore it must be so, alas.)
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Quite possibly the funniest post you have ever made... :laugh: Oldie but a goodie!!
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