What language should I use?

[Slacker007]

Reminds me of the Camel cigarette commercials. "I'd walk a mile for a strip of crispy bacon."

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[Lost User]

French, then you can write WTF as@ c'est quoi cette connerie?

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[Gregory Gadow]

I'm rather fond of LolCode

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?

I HAS A MOOD

IF (MICROSOFT AN WINDOWSMETRO) IZ HTML5_JS_ONLY
HAI
MOOD ITZ 'WTF'
BYE

KTHXBYE

[CPallini]

If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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[Mike Hankey]

Depends on what country you're in. :)

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[NormDroid]

BACON = Binary Assembled Code OS Neutral

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[Lost User]

Or MoosezCodez Versionz Baconz. HAIZ AIH WANTZ BACONZ. AIH HAZ AZ LARGE_BACONZ. IFZ MICROSOFTWINDOWSBACONZ IZ HTML5_JS_ONLY = TRUEZ BACONZ LARGE_BACONZ = BURNTZ ENDZ OFZ BACONZ ENDZ OFZ WHOLEZ BACONZ

[Sander Rossel]

Use Q&A n00b language!

plz I need codez for program wich cn recogniz face expresions. Want in c#. its urgentz thx.

The benefit of this language is that you (theoretically) would never have to worry about anything because others write the code for you. Practically this language might be hard to master though ;)

It's an OO world.

[Lost User]

How about noting down language? Start program RichTextbox Shiny Buttons (no ribbon) Status. Every feature in Word. No menus. End program. (Yes, I'm a experienced programmer in VB.NET)

[Chris Meech]

That's proof of bacon being portable. :)

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[Jim Crafton]

Foul language. And lot's of it.

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[Sander Rossel]

Actually, everything in VB should start with Dim. Never understood what it means... Dim-witted maybe? :laugh:

It's an OO world.

[Lost User]

Drowning In Misery? Although I was refer Dim as Declare for variables etc.

[Lost User]

Rails - Ruby So... Foul language - Star language

[Pete OHanlon]

Klingon. At least code comments would be better.

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[Lutoslaw]

BeFunge is the best for parallel programming. I had written an interpreter one time but it didn't work. There are plenty of them availible for free, though.

Greetings - Jacek

[Lost User]

Not as good as BACON, though.

[Lutoslaw]

OriginalGriff wrote:

I'd go with BACON - I'd cross a platform to get at it.

And what plat would you use to form a crossed becon?

Greetings - Jacek

[Lutoslaw]

If you knew BeFunge then you wouldn't say that. There is no BACON which would beat it.

Greetings - Jacek

[Lutoslaw]

It's a historical thing. In BASIC only arrays could be explicitely declared, with a specified Dimension. Now every kind of variable can be declared but the Dim keyword remained.

Greetings - Jacek