What language should I use?
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I'm rather fond of LolCode
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?I HAS A MOOD
IF (MICROSOFT AN WINDOWSMETRO) IZ HTML5_JS_ONLY
HAI
MOOD ITZ 'WTF'
BYEKTHXBYE
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
Use Q&A n00b language!
plz I need codez for program wich cn recogniz face expresions. Want in c#. its urgentz thx.
The benefit of this language is that you (theoretically) would never have to worry about anything because others write the code for you. Practically this language might be hard to master though ;)
It's an OO world.
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Use Q&A n00b language!
plz I need codez for program wich cn recogniz face expresions. Want in c#. its urgentz thx.
The benefit of this language is that you (theoretically) would never have to worry about anything because others write the code for you. Practically this language might be hard to master though ;)
It's an OO world.
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BACON = Binary Assembled Code OS Neutral
That's proof of bacon being portable. :)
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
Foul language. And lot's of it.
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How about noting down language? Start program RichTextbox Shiny Buttons (no ribbon) Status. Every feature in Word. No menus. End program. (Yes, I'm a experienced programmer in VB.NET)
Actually, everything in VB should start with
Dim. Never understood what it means... Dim-witted maybe? :laugh:It's an OO world.
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Actually, everything in VB should start with
Dim. Never understood what it means... Dim-witted maybe? :laugh:It's an OO world.
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Foul language. And lot's of it.
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
Klingon. At least code comments would be better.
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
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BeFunge is the best for parallel programming. I had written an interpreter one time but it didn't work. There are plenty of them availible for free, though.
Greetings - Jacek
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I'd go with BACON - I'd cross a platform to get at it.
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Actually, everything in VB should start with
Dim. Never understood what it means... Dim-witted maybe? :laugh:It's an OO world.
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Actually, everything in VB should start with
Dim. Never understood what it means... Dim-witted maybe? :laugh:It's an OO world.
Naerling wrote:
Actually, everything in VB should start with
Dim.
Never understood what it means...It's from the misty days of "Once upon a time" when all variables were arrays. The original keyword was dimension, which later flavors shortened to
dim(the old comment indicator,rem, is similarly derived from the keywork remark.) A statement such asDIM v
was just an abbreviated version of
DIMENSION v(0)
Crimeny, what are they teaching you young whippersnappers in school these days? :rolleyes:
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Naerling wrote:
Actually, everything in VB should start with
Dim.
Never understood what it means...It's from the misty days of "Once upon a time" when all variables were arrays. The original keyword was dimension, which later flavors shortened to
dim(the old comment indicator,rem, is similarly derived from the keywork remark.) A statement such asDIM v
was just an abbreviated version of
DIMENSION v(0)
Crimeny, what are they teaching you young whippersnappers in school these days? :rolleyes:
Gregory.Gadow wrote:
rem, is similarly derived from the keywork remark.Every Class should start with:
REM - Losing My Religion
Gregory.Gadow wrote:
what are they teaching you young whippersnappers in school these days?
Don't know... I learned something about art and media, but that was to be expected from an art and media study :rolleyes: Never went to school for programming (actually, I just finished school alltogether) :laugh:
It's an OO world.
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It's a historical thing. In BASIC only arrays could be explicitely declared, with a specified
Dimension. Now every kind of variable can be declared but the Dim keyword remained.Greetings - Jacek
Dimension almost makes it sound kind of cool... :^) Wikipedia quote: In computer programming, BASIC (an acronym which stands for Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code) is a family of high-level programming languages designed to be easy to use. Never knew that's what it stood for either! :laugh: BASIC was used before I was even born though... Well, it is probably still used somewhere, but you know what I mean. Ouch, I guess I really lack some historical background knowledge for a VB programmer. Perhaps I should start learning FORTRAN and Lisp and get some historical programmer sense too :)
It's an OO world.
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French, then you can write WTF as@ c'est quoi cette connerie?
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That's proof of bacon being portable. :)
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Chris Meech wrote:
That's proof of bacon being portable
So is my belly
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Naerling wrote:
Actually, everything in VB should start with
Dim.
Never understood what it means...It's from the misty days of "Once upon a time" when all variables were arrays. The original keyword was dimension, which later flavors shortened to
dim(the old comment indicator,rem, is similarly derived from the keywork remark.) A statement such asDIM v
was just an abbreviated version of
DIMENSION v(0)
Crimeny, what are they teaching you young whippersnappers in school these days? :rolleyes:
I especially liked
LET. Assignment statements once had to start with it:LET A = 1
LET B = 2
LET C = A + BCode sounded much nicer back then. :)
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