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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    I dated a model of some-repute in years past; she worked Paris and London fashion week that level. Abso-frakin-mazing to look at, but a completely hollow shell. Thank-you, but no thanks. When I met Mrs Wife, she was refreshingly wonderful. Naturally beautiful - she rarely uses more make-up than mascara - seriously intelligent - degree and brace of masters - wonderful [content != KSS] and to top all this SHE LOVES ME! Pig, this is shyte. Are you happy now? :-D


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    n podbielski
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    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

    SHE LOVES ME!

    You kidding right? Who could do that? :P

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      "The UK is among the countries with the highest rate of rejection" I say no more.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      n podbielski
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      :laugh: :laugh: Oh... That was good...

      In soviet Russia code debugs You!

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      • R Rob Philpott

        ..not as obnoxious perhaps as sugardaddy.com or whatever it is - a site where rich men can find the perfect gold-digging companion. Now, that's shallow.

        Regards, Rob Philpott.

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        Mycroft Holmes
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        Link, wheres the bloody link, ah well goggle is my friend...

        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          I know. I spent a fortune there... Sorry, no I didn't. Scratch that. Where's the delete?

          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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          Jim Crafton
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          You were looking for a sugar daddy? How'd that work out? :rolleyes:

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          • J Jim Crafton

            You were looking for a sugar daddy? How'd that work out? :rolleyes:

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Less well than I hoped. ;P You didn't reply.

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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            • P Pete OHanlon

              Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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              Bassam Abdul Baki
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              First of, I hate that news sites don't put actual links to sites they refer to. Second, is it me or does the Asian girl have camel toe? :)

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Less well than I hoped. ;P You didn't reply.

                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                Jim Crafton
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                Nah, too busy banning the uglies from beautifulpeople! WTF was DD thinking by applying!?

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                • C Colin Mullikin

                  Nah, I'm bettin' they use the Marilyn Manson song, "The Beautiful People". The 'the' makes it seem superior, and you know how all those pretty girls love heavy rock.

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                  Dan Neely
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                  Colin Mullikin wrote:

                  Nah, I'm bettin' they use the Marilyn Manson song, "The Beautiful People". The 'the' makes it seem superior, and you know how all those pretty girls love heavy rock.

                  Yup, which is why they had to remove the Taint from the Love they're selling.

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                  • C Chris Meech

                    PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                    "Critics though say it could be nothing more than an elaborate PR stunt."

                    FTFY. Although I realise you are quoting the article, PR stunt or not, there is nothing elaborate about it. :)

                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                    PIEBALDconsult
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                    Indeed, anything elaborate takes away from the time available for preening.

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      I dated a model of some-repute in years past; she worked Paris and London fashion week that level. Abso-frakin-mazing to look at, but a completely hollow shell. Thank-you, but no thanks. When I met Mrs Wife, she was refreshingly wonderful. Naturally beautiful - she rarely uses more make-up than mascara - seriously intelligent - degree and brace of masters - wonderful [content != KSS] and to top all this SHE LOVES ME! Pig, this is shyte. Are you happy now? :-D


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      BonshatS
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                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                      and to top all this SHE LOVES ME!

                      Let's get our priorities straight. Does she love Bacon?

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        DaveAuld wrote:

                        No need to take rejection badly Pete

                        I don't. I rejoice in my ugliness - it lets me keep a clear mind, and the beautiful ladies let you talk to them because they think you can't possibly think you're good enough for them. :-D

                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                        Lost User
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                        Yes, I can see that. Judging by your picture, you are not too tall, kindof green and have little hair left on the head :)

                        "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                        I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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