i need a reason to be in NYC please help :)

cechode

US open is taking place at that time. if there's a conference or something i can get work to send me .....

thrakazog

.net conferences? Aren't he smell of urine and random shootings a big enough draw? ;P

Smithers Jones

Not .net-related and not in the first week of September, but much more interesting: Female Bachelor party Strippers![^] (Migh be NSFW, though there are no pics). And probably way more interesting than the US Open... :) I found this under conferences on eventful.com

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Ian Shlasko

Smithers-Jones wrote:

I found this under conferences on eventful.com

...and promptly bookmarked it, right?

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Smithers Jones

Nah, I bookmarked my own post here on CP, raises less suspicion. :)

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wizardzz

I'd rather be at the conference, never enjoyed being a spectator of tennis.

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OriginalGriff

That's simple! Getting to go to the US Open[^] Just get really good with a golf bat and you're there!

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wizardzz

That conference is 9 months long! I hope they have showers.

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AspDotNetDev

I'm not going to click that, but I'm curious which meaning is intended:

(Female bachelor party) strippers
Female (bachelor party strippers)

:~

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Smithers Jones

wizardzz wrote:

That conference is 9 months long!

Oh, that explains the price: 250 bucks fo a ticket. Silly me, thought that's expensive, but given the duration of that conference... "Boss, I am off to my NYC-conference. Oh, by the way, you couldn't change 500 dollars into singles?"

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Nish Nishant

Smart :-)

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Colin Mullikin

Playing tennis with a golf club might be a little difficult... :laugh: :laugh:

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OriginalGriff

...but probably just as successful in my case. :sigh:

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

GenJerDan

If you get yourself there, also go see "You've Got Hate Mail".

It always itches for the first week or so. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

Lost User

wizardzz wrote:

I'd rather be at the conference, never enjoyed being a spectator of tennis.

What? Big Bodacious Tata's Williams will be there, isn't that enjoyment enough for you?

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