Verity asks an interesting question. [modified]
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Just for you. A BACON tombstone.[^]
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Well in my case I think that the garbage collector will clean up.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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See my sig.
Software Zen:
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Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM
If you come back as a ghost, would you be BOOlean?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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If you come back as a ghost, would you be BOOlean?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
Logically, probably.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM
At first, I thought of
goto hell;but that was taken. Then thought ofDispose()and that was taken too. So had to think of something else. This is what I could do for now:new GodlyConnection("Server=heaven;Database=souls;Trusted_Connection=True;").Open();
"The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]
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At first, I thought of
goto hell;but that was taken. Then thought ofDispose()and that was taken too. So had to think of something else. This is what I could do for now:new GodlyConnection("Server=heaven;Database=souls;Trusted_Connection=True;").Open();
"The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]
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c++ must be the most poignant:
~Keith();
It even looks bleak somehow. Though this might be good (c#):
for (var what in death.sleep)
{
what = "dreams";
}Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM
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Ok. But no credentials?
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan KenobiDuh! God is omnipotent so He'd know where the connection was coming from without the need for credentials. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Ok. But no credentials?
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
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C would make a nice epitaph, and a bit of humor as well:
cout << 'Goodbye, world!'
Yeah, yeah. This is C#, not C. I'm a VB programmer, for crying out loud; what do I know? As for the trailing semicolon, this would be the last statement in the program, correct? As I recall, that makes the semicolon optional. ;P
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Ah, but in which language? I mean, that looks very much like a C++ ; to me.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.