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  • H Henry Minute

    Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

    modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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    S Houghtelin
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    I chose VB because it just won't die... :) If Gone And Name <> forgotten Then Dead = True

    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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    • H Henry Minute

      Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

      modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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      Dave Kreskowiak
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      DaveKreskowiak.Dispose()

      A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
      Dave Kreskowiak

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        DaveKreskowiak.Dispose()

        A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
        Dave Kreskowiak

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        Henry Minute
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        I hope that you don't have any leaks. :)

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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        • H Henry Minute

          Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

          modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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          Dalek Dave
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          What about the important question of Inheritance?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          • H Henry Minute

            Just for you. A BACON tombstone.[^]

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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            Lost User
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            Not exactly as I would like to have mine inscripted :)

            "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
            "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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            • D Dalek Dave

              What about the important question of Inheritance?

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Henry Minute
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              Well in my case I think that the garbage collector will clean up.

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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              • H Henry Minute

                Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                Gary Wheeler
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                See my sig.

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                • H Henry Minute

                  Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                  modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                  S Houghtelin
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                  If you come back as a ghost, would you be BOOlean?

                  It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                    If you come back as a ghost, would you be BOOlean?

                    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                    Henry Minute
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                    Logically, probably.

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                    • H Henry Minute

                      Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                      modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                      At first, I thought of goto hell; but that was taken. Then thought of Dispose() and that was taken too. So had to think of something else. This is what I could do for now:

                      new GodlyConnection("Server=heaven;Database=souls;Trusted_Connection=True;").Open();

                      "The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]

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                      • D dan sh

                        At first, I thought of goto hell; but that was taken. Then thought of Dispose() and that was taken too. So had to think of something else. This is what I could do for now:

                        new GodlyConnection("Server=heaven;Database=souls;Trusted_Connection=True;").Open();

                        "The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]

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                        Lost User
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                        Ok. But no credentials?

                        "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                        "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                        • K Keith Barrow

                          c++ must be the most poignant:

                          ~Keith();

                          It even looks bleak somehow. Though this might be good (c#):

                          for (var what in death.sleep)
                          {
                          what = "dreams";
                          }

                          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                          -Or-
                          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                          Rage
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                          Keith Barrow wrote:

                          ~Keith();

                          It used to be my sig : ~RaGE();

                          CCu

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                          • H Henry Minute

                            Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                            modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                            Rage
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                            RaGE = null;

                            CCu

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                            • L Lost User

                              Ok. But no credentials?

                              "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                              "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Duh! God is omnipotent so He'd know where the connection was coming from without the need for credentials. :-D


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              • L Lost User

                                Ok. But no credentials?

                                "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                                "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                                dan sh
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                                It's a trusted connection.

                                "The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]

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                                • G Gregory Gadow

                                  C would make a nice epitaph, and a bit of humor as well:

                                  cout << 'Goodbye, world!'

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                                  Gregory Gadow
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                                  Yeah, yeah. This is C#, not C. I'm a VB programmer, for crying out loud; what do I know? As for the trailing semicolon, this would be the last statement in the program, correct? As I recall, that makes the semicolon optional. ;P

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                                  • H Henry Minute

                                    Ah, but in which language? I mean, that looks very much like a C++ ; to me.

                                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                    Vark111
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                                    psh. That there is a Pascal ;

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