Verity asks an interesting question. [modified]

[Lost User]

Yeah, go on without any exception handling and look how far you get.

"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

[Keith Barrow]

c++ must be the most poignant:

~Keith();

It even looks bleak somehow. Though this might be good (c#):

for (var what in death.sleep)
{
what = "dreams";
}

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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[clientSurfer]

rm -rf killall -9

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[Mike Hankey]

    ldi       r2,1

eatSleepAndExpendBodilyFluids:
add r1,r2
cp r1,r0 ;Where r0 is undefined
brne eatSleepAndExpendBodilyFluids
break

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[Lost User]

On a gravestone they usually have the birthdate and the date of death, so you should have a constructor as well.

"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Emoticon.

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[Lost User]

Wow. So far nobody has mentioned any bacon!

"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

[Ian Shlasko]

Any *nix-based language will do...

Segmentation Fault (core dumped)

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[Henry Minute]

Just for you. A BACON tombstone.[^]

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[Dave Kreskowiak]

DaveKreskowiak.Dispose()

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[S Houghtelin]

I chose VB because it just won't die... :) If Gone And Name <> forgotten Then Dead = True

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Henry Minute]

I hope that you don't have any leaks. :)

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[Dalek Dave]

What about the important question of Inheritance?

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[Lost User]

Not exactly as I would like to have mine inscripted :)

"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

[Henry Minute]

Well in my case I think that the garbage collector will clean up.

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[Gary Wheeler]

See my sig.

Software Zen: delete this;

[S Houghtelin]

If you come back as a ghost, would you be BOOlean?

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Henry Minute]

Logically, probably.

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[dan sh]

At first, I thought of goto hell; but that was taken. Then thought of Dispose() and that was taken too. So had to think of something else. This is what I could do for now:

new GodlyConnection("Server=heaven;Database=souls;Trusted_Connection=True;").Open();

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[Lost User]

Ok. But no credentials?

"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi