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  • H Henry Minute

    Wow! Short life. Using 15 bpm, that is.

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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    Dalek Dave
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    I have assessed it on current hardware limitations.

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      I have assessed it on current hardware limitations.

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      Henry Minute
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      I hear ya!

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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      • L Lost User

        You should add try and catch to handle a LifeThreadAbort exception, just in case you do not quite make it to 100000000 breaths.

        "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
        "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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        That exists only for Buddhists. They get the Redo From Start option.

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          That exists only for Buddhists. They get the Redo From Start option.

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          Lost User
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          Yeah, go on without any exception handling and look how far you get.

          "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
          "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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          • H Henry Minute

            Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

            modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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            Keith Barrow
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            c++ must be the most poignant:

            ~Keith();

            It even looks bleak somehow. Though this might be good (c#):

            for (var what in death.sleep)
            {
            what = "dreams";
            }

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
            -Or-
            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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            • H Henry Minute

              Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

              modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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              clientSurfer
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              rm -rf killall -9

              "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute

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              • H Henry Minute

                Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                    ldi       r2,1
                

                eatSleepAndExpendBodilyFluids:
                add r1,r2
                cp r1,r0 ;Where r0 is undefined
                brne eatSleepAndExpendBodilyFluids
                break

                A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! Rodney Dangerfield

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                • K Keith Barrow

                  c++ must be the most poignant:

                  ~Keith();

                  It even looks bleak somehow. Though this might be good (c#):

                  for (var what in death.sleep)
                  {
                  what = "dreams";
                  }

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                  -Or-
                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                  Lost User
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                  On a gravestone they usually have the birthdate and the date of death, so you should have a constructor as well.

                  "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                  "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    Ah, but in which language? I mean, that looks very much like a C++ ; to me.

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                    Emoticon.

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                    • H Henry Minute

                      Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                      modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                      Lost User
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                      Wow. So far nobody has mentioned any bacon!

                      "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                      "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                      • H Henry Minute

                        Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                        modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                        Ian Shlasko
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                        Any *nix-based language will do...

                        Segmentation Fault (core dumped)

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                        • L Lost User

                          Wow. So far nobody has mentioned any bacon!

                          "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                          "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                          Henry Minute
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                          Just for you. A BACON tombstone.[^]

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                          • H Henry Minute

                            Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                            modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                            Dave Kreskowiak
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                            DaveKreskowiak.Dispose()

                            A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
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                            • H Henry Minute

                              Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                              modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                              S Houghtelin
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                              I chose VB because it just won't die... :) If Gone And Name <> forgotten Then Dead = True

                              It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                DaveKreskowiak.Dispose()

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                                Henry Minute
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                                I hope that you don't have any leaks. :)

                                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                • H Henry Minute

                                  Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                                  modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  What about the important question of Inheritance?

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                                    Just for you. A BACON tombstone.[^]

                                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Not exactly as I would like to have mine inscripted :)

                                    "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                                    "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                                      What about the important question of Inheritance?

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      Well in my case I think that the garbage collector will clean up.

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                      • H Henry Minute

                                        Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                                        modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                                        Gary Wheeler
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                                        See my sig.

                                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                                        • H Henry Minute

                                          Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                                          modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                                          S Houghtelin
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                                          If you come back as a ghost, would you be BOOlean?

                                          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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