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  • K Keith Barrow

    c++ must be the most poignant:

    ~Keith();

    It even looks bleak somehow. Though this might be good (c#):

    for (var what in death.sleep)
    {
    what = "dreams";
    }

    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
    -Or-
    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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    Lost User
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    On a gravestone they usually have the birthdate and the date of death, so you should have a constructor as well.

    "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
    "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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    • H Henry Minute

      Ah, but in which language? I mean, that looks very much like a C++ ; to me.

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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      Bassam Abdul Baki
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      Emoticon.

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      • H Henry Minute

        Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

        modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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        Lost User
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        Wow. So far nobody has mentioned any bacon!

        "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
        "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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        • H Henry Minute

          Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

          modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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          Ian Shlasko
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          Any *nix-based language will do...

          Segmentation Fault (core dumped)

          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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            Wow. So far nobody has mentioned any bacon!

            "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
            "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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            Henry Minute
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            Just for you. A BACON tombstone.[^]

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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            • H Henry Minute

              Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

              modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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              Dave Kreskowiak
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              DaveKreskowiak.Dispose()

              A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
              Dave Kreskowiak

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              • H Henry Minute

                Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                S Houghtelin
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                I chose VB because it just won't die... :) If Gone And Name <> forgotten Then Dead = True

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                  DaveKreskowiak.Dispose()

                  A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
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                  Henry Minute
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                  I hope that you don't have any leaks. :)

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                    modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    What about the important question of Inheritance?

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    • H Henry Minute

                      Just for you. A BACON tombstone.[^]

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                      Lost User
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                      #30

                      Not exactly as I would like to have mine inscripted :)

                      "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                      "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        What about the important question of Inheritance?

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        Henry Minute
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                        #31

                        Well in my case I think that the garbage collector will clean up.

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                        • H Henry Minute

                          Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                          modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                          Gary Wheeler
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                          See my sig.

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          • H Henry Minute

                            Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                            modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                            S Houghtelin
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                            If you come back as a ghost, would you be BOOlean?

                            It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                              If you come back as a ghost, would you be BOOlean?

                              It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                              Henry Minute
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                              #34

                              Logically, probably.

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                              • H Henry Minute

                                Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                                modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                                dan sh
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                                At first, I thought of goto hell; but that was taken. Then thought of Dispose() and that was taken too. So had to think of something else. This is what I could do for now:

                                new GodlyConnection("Server=heaven;Database=souls;Trusted_Connection=True;").Open();

                                "The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]

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                                • D dan sh

                                  At first, I thought of goto hell; but that was taken. Then thought of Dispose() and that was taken too. So had to think of something else. This is what I could do for now:

                                  new GodlyConnection("Server=heaven;Database=souls;Trusted_Connection=True;").Open();

                                  "The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]

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                                  Lost User
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                                  #36

                                  Ok. But no credentials?

                                  "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                                  "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                                  • K Keith Barrow

                                    c++ must be the most poignant:

                                    ~Keith();

                                    It even looks bleak somehow. Though this might be good (c#):

                                    for (var what in death.sleep)
                                    {
                                    what = "dreams";
                                    }

                                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                    -Or-
                                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                    Rage
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                                    Keith Barrow wrote:

                                    ~Keith();

                                    It used to be my sig : ~RaGE();

                                    CCu

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                                    • H Henry Minute

                                      Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                                      modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                                      Rage
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                                      RaGE = null;

                                      CCu

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        Ok. But no credentials?

                                        "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                                        "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        Duh! God is omnipotent so He'd know where the connection was coming from without the need for credentials. :-D


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          Ok. But no credentials?

                                          "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                                          "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                                          dan sh
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                                          It's a trusted connection.

                                          "The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]

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