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  • H Henry Minute

    Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

    modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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    Keith Barrow
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    c++ must be the most poignant:

    ~Keith();

    It even looks bleak somehow. Though this might be good (c#):

    for (var what in death.sleep)
    {
    what = "dreams";
    }

    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
    -Or-
    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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    • H Henry Minute

      Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

      modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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      clientSurfer
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      rm -rf killall -9

      "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute

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      • H Henry Minute

        Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

        modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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        Mike Hankey
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            ldi       r2,1
        

        eatSleepAndExpendBodilyFluids:
        add r1,r2
        cp r1,r0 ;Where r0 is undefined
        brne eatSleepAndExpendBodilyFluids
        break

        A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! Rodney Dangerfield

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        • K Keith Barrow

          c++ must be the most poignant:

          ~Keith();

          It even looks bleak somehow. Though this might be good (c#):

          for (var what in death.sleep)
          {
          what = "dreams";
          }

          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
          -Or-
          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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          Lost User
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          On a gravestone they usually have the birthdate and the date of death, so you should have a constructor as well.

          "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
          "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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          • H Henry Minute

            Ah, but in which language? I mean, that looks very much like a C++ ; to me.

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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            Bassam Abdul Baki
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            Emoticon.

            Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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            • H Henry Minute

              Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

              modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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              Lost User
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              Wow. So far nobody has mentioned any bacon!

              "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
              "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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              • H Henry Minute

                Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                Ian Shlasko
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                Any *nix-based language will do...

                Segmentation Fault (core dumped)

                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                • L Lost User

                  Wow. So far nobody has mentioned any bacon!

                  "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                  "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                  Henry Minute
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                  Just for you. A BACON tombstone.[^]

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                    modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                    Dave Kreskowiak
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                    DaveKreskowiak.Dispose()

                    A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
                    Dave Kreskowiak

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                    • H Henry Minute

                      Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                      modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                      S Houghtelin
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                      I chose VB because it just won't die... :) If Gone And Name <> forgotten Then Dead = True

                      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                      • D Dave Kreskowiak

                        DaveKreskowiak.Dispose()

                        A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
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                        Henry Minute
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                        I hope that you don't have any leaks. :)

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                        • H Henry Minute

                          Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                          modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          What about the important question of Inheritance?

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          • H Henry Minute

                            Just for you. A BACON tombstone.[^]

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                            Lost User
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                            Not exactly as I would like to have mine inscripted :)

                            "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                            "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                              What about the important question of Inheritance?

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Henry Minute
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                              Well in my case I think that the garbage collector will clean up.

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                              • H Henry Minute

                                Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                                modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                See my sig.

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                • H Henry Minute

                                  Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                                  modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                                  S Houghtelin
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                                  If you come back as a ghost, would you be BOOlean?

                                  It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                    If you come back as a ghost, would you be BOOlean?

                                    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                    Henry Minute
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                                    Logically, probably.

                                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                    • H Henry Minute

                                      Which programming language to use on your tombstone?[^]. At the moment I am thinking Forth but am still trying to work out some suitable code. [Edit] I think :Goodbye 42 Emit 8 Emit CR ; .Goodbye [/Edit] What would be your choice?

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

                                      modified on Monday, August 22, 2011 9:55 AM

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                                      dan sh
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                                      At first, I thought of goto hell; but that was taken. Then thought of Dispose() and that was taken too. So had to think of something else. This is what I could do for now:

                                      new GodlyConnection("Server=heaven;Database=souls;Trusted_Connection=True;").Open();

                                      "The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]

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                                        At first, I thought of goto hell; but that was taken. Then thought of Dispose() and that was taken too. So had to think of something else. This is what I could do for now:

                                        new GodlyConnection("Server=heaven;Database=souls;Trusted_Connection=True;").Open();

                                        "The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Ok. But no credentials?

                                        "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                                        "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                                        • K Keith Barrow

                                          c++ must be the most poignant:

                                          ~Keith();

                                          It even looks bleak somehow. Though this might be good (c#):

                                          for (var what in death.sleep)
                                          {
                                          what = "dreams";
                                          }

                                          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                          -Or-
                                          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                          Rage
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                                          Keith Barrow wrote:

                                          ~Keith();

                                          It used to be my sig : ~RaGE();

                                          CCu

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