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  • A AspDotNetDev

    Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

    Martin Fowler wrote:

    Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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    Dominique Alons
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    I object to paying you anything.

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    • C clientSurfer

      I quit.

      "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute

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      NormDroid
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      See ya.

      www.software-kinetics.co.uk Wear a hard hat it's under construction

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      • A AspDotNetDev

        Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

        Martin Fowler wrote:

        Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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        lewax00
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        Surely there must be a student discount!

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        • A AspDotNetDev

          Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

          Martin Fowler wrote:

          Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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          BadassAlien
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          All bow to new leader :)

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          • C CalvinHobbies

            I, for one, welcome our new insect overlord.

            ///////////////// -I’m a DHCP server at a local restaurant. This chick came up and asked me for my address, and I told her she was out of my scope -Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#

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            Steve Mayfield
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            So that's what all the buzz is about :laugh:

            Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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            • A AspDotNetDev

              Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

              Martin Fowler wrote:

              Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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              Dr Walt Fair PE
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              But after you apply both the Senior and Student discounts, you can send me your bank account info and I'll take care of the rest. I also accept credit cards and Paypal.

              CQ de W5ALT

              Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                Surely there must be a student discount!

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Given the amount of homework assignments we see, there's a student surcharge.

                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                  Given the amount of homework assignments we see, there's a student surcharge.

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  Excellent, Pete, you are already earning your keep. You really do deserve that raiseless promotion I gave you.

                  Martin Fowler wrote:

                  Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                  • C CalvinHobbies

                    I, for one, welcome our new insect overlord.

                    ///////////////// -I’m a DHCP server at a local restaurant. This chick came up and asked me for my address, and I told her she was out of my scope -Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#

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                    AspDotNetDev
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                    Excellent, Jammer, now I just need the submission of the other cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

                    Martin Fowler wrote:

                    Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                    • A AspDotNetDev

                      Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

                      Martin Fowler wrote:

                      Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      AspDotNetDev wrote:

                      My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest.

                      Can you just put it on my account........on account of I'm broke?

                      Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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                      • L lewax00

                        Surely there must be a student discount!

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                        CalvinHobbies
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                        lewax00 wrote:

                        Surely there must be a student discount!

                        There isn't. and stop calling the Insect Overlord "Surly". (waps you over the head with news paper while eating his bribe'd Brie)

                        ///////////////// -I’m a DHCP server at a local restaurant. This chick came up and asked me for my address, and I told her she was out of my scope -Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#

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                        • A AspDotNetDev

                          Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

                          Martin Fowler wrote:

                          Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                          RC_Sebastien_C
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                          AspDotNetDev wrote:

                          those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently

                          Any option to lower others'?

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                          • A AspDotNetDev

                            Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

                            Martin Fowler wrote:

                            Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                            Slacker007
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                            AspDotNetDev wrote:

                            I am appointing Pete as my Number One

                            and DD as your number two.

                            Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                              AspDotNetDev wrote:

                              I am appointing Pete as my Number One

                              and DD as your number two.

                              Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                              AspDotNetDev
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                              I've always seen DD as number two.

                              Martin Fowler wrote:

                              Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                              • A AspDotNetDev

                                Excellent, Pete, you are already earning your keep. You really do deserve that raiseless promotion I gave you.

                                Martin Fowler wrote:

                                Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                Cheers boss.

                                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                  AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                  those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently

                                  Any option to lower others'?

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                                  AspDotNetDev
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                                  Yes, but you can't spot reduce. It costs one penny to reduce one member's reputation by one point. However, you can only purchase this as a package for every member at once (aside from you, of course). You can also buy the immunity plan, which prevents your reputation from being lowered. If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.

                                  Martin Fowler wrote:

                                  Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                                  • A AspDotNetDev

                                    Yes, but you can't spot reduce. It costs one penny to reduce one member's reputation by one point. However, you can only purchase this as a package for every member at once (aside from you, of course). You can also buy the immunity plan, which prevents your reputation from being lowered. If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.

                                    Martin Fowler wrote:

                                    Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                                    RC_Sebastien_C
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                                    AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                    You can also buy the immunity plan, which prevents your reputation from being lowered. If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.

                                    Nice touch Oh Leader. But I am not very interested in buying immunity, so I won't ask how much it costs. That's a question for accoutants! :rolleyes:

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                                    • C CalvinHobbies

                                      lewax00 wrote:

                                      Surely there must be a student discount!

                                      There isn't. and stop calling the Insect Overlord "Surly". (waps you over the head with news paper while eating his bribe'd Brie)

                                      ///////////////// -I’m a DHCP server at a local restaurant. This chick came up and asked me for my address, and I told her she was out of my scope -Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#

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                                      AspDotNetDev
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                                      I am indeed the insect overlord. I have developed a technique to catch asps and Dot in a net. I called that project AspDotNetDev.

                                      Martin Fowler wrote:

                                      Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                                      • D Dominique Alons

                                        I object to paying you anything.

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                                        djdanlib 0
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                                        I am oriented similarly

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                                        • A AspDotNetDev

                                          Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

                                          Martin Fowler wrote:

                                          Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                                          Jim Crafton
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                                          All kneel before Zod!

                                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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