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  • A AspDotNetDev

    Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

    Martin Fowler wrote:

    Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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    AspDotNetDev wrote:

    My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest.

    Can you just put it on my account........on account of I'm broke?

    Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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      Surely there must be a student discount!

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      lewax00 wrote:

      Surely there must be a student discount!

      There isn't. and stop calling the Insect Overlord "Surly". (waps you over the head with news paper while eating his bribe'd Brie)

      ///////////////// -I’m a DHCP server at a local restaurant. This chick came up and asked me for my address, and I told her she was out of my scope -Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#

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      • A AspDotNetDev

        Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

        Martin Fowler wrote:

        Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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        RC_Sebastien_C
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        AspDotNetDev wrote:

        those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently

        Any option to lower others'?

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        • A AspDotNetDev

          Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

          Martin Fowler wrote:

          Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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          AspDotNetDev wrote:

          I am appointing Pete as my Number One

          and DD as your number two.

          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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            AspDotNetDev wrote:

            I am appointing Pete as my Number One

            and DD as your number two.

            Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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            AspDotNetDev
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            I've always seen DD as number two.

            Martin Fowler wrote:

            Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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            • A AspDotNetDev

              Excellent, Pete, you are already earning your keep. You really do deserve that raiseless promotion I gave you.

              Martin Fowler wrote:

              Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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              Pete OHanlon
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              Cheers boss.

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                AspDotNetDev wrote:

                those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently

                Any option to lower others'?

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                AspDotNetDev
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                Yes, but you can't spot reduce. It costs one penny to reduce one member's reputation by one point. However, you can only purchase this as a package for every member at once (aside from you, of course). You can also buy the immunity plan, which prevents your reputation from being lowered. If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.

                Martin Fowler wrote:

                Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                • A AspDotNetDev

                  Yes, but you can't spot reduce. It costs one penny to reduce one member's reputation by one point. However, you can only purchase this as a package for every member at once (aside from you, of course). You can also buy the immunity plan, which prevents your reputation from being lowered. If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.

                  Martin Fowler wrote:

                  Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                  AspDotNetDev wrote:

                  You can also buy the immunity plan, which prevents your reputation from being lowered. If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.

                  Nice touch Oh Leader. But I am not very interested in buying immunity, so I won't ask how much it costs. That's a question for accoutants! :rolleyes:

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                  • C CalvinHobbies

                    lewax00 wrote:

                    Surely there must be a student discount!

                    There isn't. and stop calling the Insect Overlord "Surly". (waps you over the head with news paper while eating his bribe'd Brie)

                    ///////////////// -I’m a DHCP server at a local restaurant. This chick came up and asked me for my address, and I told her she was out of my scope -Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#

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                    AspDotNetDev
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                    I am indeed the insect overlord. I have developed a technique to catch asps and Dot in a net. I called that project AspDotNetDev.

                    Martin Fowler wrote:

                    Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                    • D Dominique Alons

                      I object to paying you anything.

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                      I am oriented similarly

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                      • A AspDotNetDev

                        Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

                        Martin Fowler wrote:

                        Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                        Jim Crafton
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                        All kneel before Zod!

                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                        • C CalvinHobbies

                          lewax00 wrote:

                          Surely there must be a student discount!

                          There isn't. and stop calling the Insect Overlord "Surly". (waps you over the head with news paper while eating his bribe'd Brie)

                          ///////////////// -I’m a DHCP server at a local restaurant. This chick came up and asked me for my address, and I told her she was out of my scope -Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#

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                          I expected something more along the lines of "...and don't call me Shirley" but that works too ;P

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                          • J Jim Crafton

                            All kneel before Zod!

                            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                            AspDotNetDev
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                            :thumbsup: House of El could learn a thing or two from you.

                            Martin Fowler wrote:

                            Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                            • A AspDotNetDev

                              :thumbsup: House of El could learn a thing or two from you.

                              Martin Fowler wrote:

                              Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                              Jim Crafton
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                              The House of El has always been a problem. We must unite and destroy the usurper Kal-El once and for all. By the way, is Ursa free tonight or Friday? I'd love to buy her a cup of coffee... :rolleyes: All Hail Zod!

                              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                Given the amount of homework assignments we see, there's a student surcharge.

                                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                lewax00
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                                To be fair, I have prevented a number of those before they made it to the internet...(I've done some C++ and other programming tutoring/TA'ing and some of the people I've worked with are even worse than the homework question posters here...)

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                                • L lewax00

                                  Surely there must be a student discount!

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                                  AspDotNetDev
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                                  Of course. I discount students by default.

                                  Martin Fowler wrote:

                                  Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                                  • A AspDotNetDev

                                    Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

                                    Martin Fowler wrote:

                                    Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                                    Sander Rossel
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                                    What, you are my father too?! NOOOOO!!!! :((

                                    It's an OO world.

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                                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                      AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                      My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest.

                                      Can you just put it on my account........on account of I'm broke?

                                      Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      Mike Hankey wrote:

                                      Can you just put it on my account........on account of I'm broke?

                                      No. You seem a shifty sort to me.

                                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                      • A AspDotNetDev

                                        Chris has appointed me as the new leader of Code Project. I am appointing Pete as my Number One. You may send all real work to him, and I'll supervise. My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. Oh, and Christian, compose a new anthem in my honor, now that you are Chief Musical Officer. Everybody else, I will soon be implementing a monetary trade system for those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently. If you would like me to manually adjust your reputation points before I get that system worked out, just send your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest. That will be all... for now.

                                        Martin Fowler wrote:

                                        Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                                        The afternoon sun was shifting shadows while on its inevitable march to the horizon. AspDotNetdev didn't really notice it all at once, but the room seemed to have grown a bit darker, despite the sun's still relatively high position in the sky. That's when he saw the lone shadow of a man leaning against the door sill, dressed in urban camo with a generous helping of camo paint on exposed skin. He looked as if he was actually made of camo material. He knew immediately who this person was, and knew precisely why he was here. Some unseen object on the floor appeared to have JSOP's complete attention. He stood, head bowed, brushing the tips of his fingers across the butt of his still holstered 1911A1 pistol, as if trying to cause it to jump from excitement of its own accord. AspDotNetDev hated it when he couldn't see JSOP's eyes. It was just - well - scarey. "So, you're in charge huh?" JSOP shifted his stance a bit, and peripherally checked his six-o'clock for previously unnoticed henchmen. Always check your six. He'd learned that from a past partner . "You don't want to die with a bullet, or worse, a knife in your back. It'll make you, and everyone on your team, look weak." JSOP took that advice to heart. He preferred a less personal approach to issues like the one he faced right now - 200 yards was the perfect distance - but this particular problem didn't require the expenditure of precious ammo. Not yet, anyway. Asp shifted nervously on the Maunder "throne". It turns out the guy that's usually in charge ruled from high atop a pile of old source code printouts, with an over-filled filing cabinet stuffed with failed reputation points recalculation algorithms serving as a make-shift backrest. Asp may have farted a little when he moved. It was hard to tell. JSOP looked up and and locked a steadfast gaze on ASP. "I'm assuming there's not going to be an interruption of *my* reputation points. Is that right?" Asp uttered no reply, and none was expected. The warning had been delivered, and JSOP backed out of the room, fading into the shadows that spawned him just a few minutes before. What light remained of the day slowly overcame the darkness into which JSOP had seemingly disappeared. AspDotNetDev was trembling, sweating, and yes, he had farted - at least he hoped it was just a fart.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010

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                                          Mike Hankey wrote:

                                          Can you just put it on my account........on account of I'm broke?

                                          No. You seem a shifty sort to me.

                                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                          Mike Hankey
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                                          Pete you've known me[^] for a while now, you can trust me.

                                          Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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