I Am Your New Leader

[Dr Walt Fair PE]

But after you apply both the Senior and Student discounts, you can send me your bank account info and I'll take care of the rest. I also accept credit cards and Paypal.

CQ de W5ALT

Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

[AspDotNetDev]

Excellent, Pete, you are already earning your keep. You really do deserve that raiseless promotion I gave you.

Martin Fowler wrote:

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

[AspDotNetDev]

Excellent, Jammer, now I just need the submission of the other cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

Martin Fowler wrote:

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

[Mike Hankey]

AspDotNetDev wrote:

My first order of business will be to remove all ads from the website. Instead, you will all send me $5/month (or $50/year, or a lifetime membership for $300). Email me your bank username and password and I'll handle the rest.

Can you just put it on my account........on account of I'm broke?

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

[CalvinHobbies]

lewax00 wrote:

Surely there must be a student discount!

There isn't. and stop calling the Insect Overlord "Surly". (waps you over the head with news paper while eating his bribe'd Brie)

///////////////// -I’m a DHCP server at a local restaurant. This chick came up and asked me for my address, and I told her she was out of my scope -Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#

[RC_Sebastien_C]

AspDotNetDev wrote:

those who would like to increase their reputation points more expediently

Any option to lower others'?

[Slacker007]

AspDotNetDev wrote:

I am appointing Pete as my Number One

and DD as your number two.

Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

[AspDotNetDev]

I've always seen DD as number two.

Martin Fowler wrote:

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

[Pete OHanlon]

Cheers boss.

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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[AspDotNetDev]

Yes, but you can't spot reduce. It costs one penny to reduce one member's reputation by one point. However, you can only purchase this as a package for every member at once (aside from you, of course). You can also buy the immunity plan, which prevents your reputation from being lowered. If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.

Martin Fowler wrote:

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

[RC_Sebastien_C]

AspDotNetDev wrote:

You can also buy the immunity plan, which prevents your reputation from being lowered. If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.

Nice touch Oh Leader. But I am not very interested in buying immunity, so I won't ask how much it costs. That's a question for accoutants! :rolleyes:

[AspDotNetDev]

I am indeed the insect overlord. I have developed a technique to catch asps and Dot in a net. I called that project AspDotNetDev.

Martin Fowler wrote:

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

[djdanlib 0]

I am oriented similarly

[Jim Crafton]

All kneel before Zod!

¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

[lewax00]

I expected something more along the lines of "...and don't call me Shirley" but that works too ;P

[AspDotNetDev]

:thumbsup: House of El could learn a thing or two from you.

Martin Fowler wrote:

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

[Jim Crafton]

The House of El has always been a problem. We must unite and destroy the usurper Kal-El once and for all. By the way, is Ursa free tonight or Friday? I'd love to buy her a cup of coffee... :rolleyes: All Hail Zod!

¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

[lewax00]

To be fair, I have prevented a number of those before they made it to the internet...(I've done some C++ and other programming tutoring/TA'ing and some of the people I've worked with are even worse than the homework question posters here...)

[AspDotNetDev]

Of course. I discount students by default.

Martin Fowler wrote:

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

[Sander Rossel]

What, you are my father too?! NOOOOO!!!! :((

It's an OO world.