My trousers keep falling down
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Suspenders! So trendy and so ... err sorry, images of my father in law just popped into mind, hope you find a solution. :)
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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g. Use black shoe polish instead of trousers.
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g) stop wearing trousers. They are not needed anyway.
regards Torsten I never finish anyth...
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I am (or was when the trousers fitted me) 19 and a half stone. I'm not sure lycra is that stretchy, and it is certainly not what anyone, male or female, wants to see me in.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?)
I suspect that you would find that braces obtained in that manner would be too short for your purposes, even allowing for the inbuilt adjustment, since old people habitually wear trousers with the waist-band at nipple level.
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ChrisElston wrote:
e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?)
I suspect that you would find that braces obtained in that manner would be too short for your purposes, even allowing for the inbuilt adjustment, since old people habitually wear trousers with the waist-band at nipple level.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Henry Minute wrote:
since old people habitually wear trousers with the waist-band at nipple level.
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
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Stop drinking tequila. Link.[^] :-D
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
There's only one answer. BACON - and lots of it.
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There's only one answer. BACON - and lots of it.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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And if you eat so much BACON your throat gets dry, just add gin!
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost
b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt
c) buy a smaller belt
d) buy smaller trousers
e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?)
f) just give up on the trousersg) Become a Hip Hop rapper and no one will notice or care.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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And if you eat so much BACON your throat gets dry, just add gin!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I did the Atkins a number of years ago. Bacon and gin were both good to go on that, so I cannot see how this is going to help me fill out my trousers again. I tended not to eat that much bacon whilst actually on the diet, pork chops on the other hand, usually with a poached egg atop. What a wonderful breakfast.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Use what you grand grandpa did. Use a rope to tight the trousers and thorn to zip them up.
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Use what you grand grandpa did. Use a rope to tight the trousers and thorn to zip them up.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Get an inside the waist holster and stick (at minimum) a 9mm in it.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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ChrisElston wrote:
a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost
b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt
c) buy a smaller belt
d) buy smaller trousers
e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?)
f) just give up on the trousersg) Become a Hip Hop rapper and no one will notice or care.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
h) start calling them pants instead of trousers
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt
Get the hole nailed into your.. .. .. .. :cough:......belt Of-Course! :-D
