My trousers keep falling down
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g. Use black shoe polish instead of trousers.
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g) stop wearing trousers. They are not needed anyway.
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I am (or was when the trousers fitted me) 19 and a half stone. I'm not sure lycra is that stretchy, and it is certainly not what anyone, male or female, wants to see me in.
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
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ChrisElston wrote:
e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?)
I suspect that you would find that braces obtained in that manner would be too short for your purposes, even allowing for the inbuilt adjustment, since old people habitually wear trousers with the waist-band at nipple level.
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ChrisElston wrote:
e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?)
I suspect that you would find that braces obtained in that manner would be too short for your purposes, even allowing for the inbuilt adjustment, since old people habitually wear trousers with the waist-band at nipple level.
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Henry Minute wrote:
since old people habitually wear trousers with the waist-band at nipple level.
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
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There's only one answer. BACON - and lots of it.
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There's only one answer. BACON - and lots of it.
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And if you eat so much BACON your throat gets dry, just add gin!
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost
b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt
c) buy a smaller belt
d) buy smaller trousers
e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?)
f) just give up on the trousersg) Become a Hip Hop rapper and no one will notice or care.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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And if you eat so much BACON your throat gets dry, just add gin!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I did the Atkins a number of years ago. Bacon and gin were both good to go on that, so I cannot see how this is going to help me fill out my trousers again. I tended not to eat that much bacon whilst actually on the diet, pork chops on the other hand, usually with a poached egg atop. What a wonderful breakfast.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Use what you grand grandpa did. Use a rope to tight the trousers and thorn to zip them up.
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Use what you grand grandpa did. Use a rope to tight the trousers and thorn to zip them up.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Get an inside the waist holster and stick (at minimum) a 9mm in it.
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ChrisElston wrote:
a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost
b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt
c) buy a smaller belt
d) buy smaller trousers
e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?)
f) just give up on the trousersg) Become a Hip Hop rapper and no one will notice or care.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
h) start calling them pants instead of trousers
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt
Get the hole nailed into your.. .. .. .. :cough:......belt Of-Course! :-D
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
b) is clearly the sensible man's answer. c) may also be a good bet depending on the availability of quality belt vendors in your parts (we have a market stall that sells some quite cheap). You should do d) if the trousers are much too big and shuck up around the belt, but you still need b) or c) if your weight is still changing.
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and my shirt keeps coming untucked. Bearing in mind I am skint should I; a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt c) buy a smaller belt d) buy smaller trousers e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?) f) just give up on the trousers
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Congratulations on losing weight! Definitely go with the smaller belt and trousers. I assume this is intentional, given your stated weight of 19½ stone?
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ChrisElston wrote:
a) eat more to try to put the weight back on that I have lost
b) attempt to puncture another hole in my belt
c) buy a smaller belt
d) buy smaller trousers
e) get some braces (can you still buy these or do you have to rob an old person?)
f) just give up on the trousersg) Become a Hip Hop rapper and no one will notice or care.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
You'll actually become "cool" for wearing your trouser half-way down your butt... :laugh:
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Congratulations on losing weight! Definitely go with the smaller belt and trousers. I assume this is intentional, given your stated weight of 19½ stone?
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary R. Wheeler wrote:
19½ stone
We need a translation for us Americans... or clarification... are these small stones (pebbles?) or large stones? :laugh:
