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  • A Albert Holguin

    I guess you don't? I'm obviously generalizing...

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    Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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    Albert Holguin wrote:

    I'm obviously generalizing...

    :thumbsup: Well said, Albert!

    "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

    Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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    • H hairy_hats

      I fail to see the humour in threatening someone with a weapon just for speaking another language.

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      Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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      I guess that's the american way texan way ... :-D Have a 5!

      "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

      Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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      • S Slacker007

        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

        eah but would you be bothered if two people spoke a foreign language in your presence?

        Absolutely not. My ancestors didn't speak a word of English when they came over from Europe in the late 1800"s. I can care less if someone wants to speak their mother language. We all know America has no "official" language but try getting a job here without knowing some English. :) I think what John "may" have been trying to say was that two people were speaking another language in regards to John and his wife's situation at the store.

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        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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        Dalek Dave
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        Slacker007 wrote:

        I can care less if someone wants to speak their mother language

        So it does bother you then? Personally I couldn't care less.

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        • M Marcus_2

          Yes sir, it's the same as inhabitants but spelled in the european way of english. So now we have English english, US english, Canadian english and European english (not counting the island). ;)

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          Dalek Dave
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          Which island?

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          • H hayrob

            Brings out gun, shoots her and says is that funny?

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            NormDroid
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            That could just happen if the Texans are all carrying a piece.

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              In a customer service situation, it's RUDE to speak a language other than the language used by the customer to initiate the conversation. Personally, I freakin' hate it.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              Andrew Rissing
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              I guess I'd have to have been there. It may have just been that the guy may have been wanting to exclude you from the conversation because they were discussing business matters. I've been to stores many a times where after talking to an employee, they step away to discuss the business matters in private. It could have been something similar here. *shrug*

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              • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                viaducting wrote:

                How can it not be threatening to someone

                Because it's not a threat to quote the caliber of a bullet.

                viaducting wrote:

                How can the other person tell whether or not you are carrying?

                It would be pretty obvious.

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                hairy_hats
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                ahmed zahmed wrote:

                it's not a threat to quote the caliber of a bullet.

                Suppose someone said to you: "Please move your truck. I fire .45ACP." or "Don't look at my wife. I fire .45ACP." All they are doing is quoting the calibre of a bullet, but I don't see how you could consider it anything but a threat.

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                • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                  I guess that's the american way texan way ... :-D Have a 5!

                  "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                  Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                  NormDroid
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                  Yep and it's one place I'll be avoiding on my world tour.

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                  • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                    So, you and your wife don't know anything except English (actually broken English, aka American) and were pissed off because someone else was talking in a different language. What's funny is that you thought what your wife said was funny. :laugh:

                    "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                    NormDroid
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                    :laugh:

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                    • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                      I guess that's the american way texan way ... :-D Have a 5!

                      "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                      Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                      Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                      Wow, who'd have figured this: The uni-hole is ass-voting again! I do feel flattered by so much attentiveness. Cheers!

                      "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                      Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        We live in Texas. In the United States. One of the few countries that is not brave enough to specify a "national language". This weekend, we were in a furniture store being helped by a Hispanic guy. In the middle of our visit, one of the warehouse monkies came up to him and started a conversation about some furniture that we were inquiring about. The conversation was entirely in Spanish. This really irritated my wife, so she interrupted them. "My husband and I speak English and .45ACP. How would you like to proceed?" Looks like I'll be getting a new t-shirt soon. :)

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                        Shelby Robertson
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                        I think Samuel L Jackson covered this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY&feature=related[^] (Not KSS)

                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.

                        CPallini wrote:

                        You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:

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                        • H hairy_hats

                          Tom Deketelaere wrote:

                          There really is only one country where we learn 3-4 languages

                          Don't forget Switzerland.

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                          • A Albert Holguin

                            Well maybe you need to learn another language... you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages... And yes, I am hispanic and speak both English and Spanish (and I'm also from Texas). Edit: I also speak bad German, understand Italian (minus heavy accents) and Portuguese.

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                            Dave Kreskowiak
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                            I speak about a dozen different languages, though English is the only non-machine language. And I also speak .45ACP.

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                            • L Lost User

                              Tom Deketelaere wrote:

                              The french refuse to speak anything but French.

                              They might refuse to speak it. Doesn't mean they can't.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                              Tom Deketelaere
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                              Trust me they can't. Well have to admit the the younger generation at least tries a bit now but it's barely understandable.

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                              • Q QuiJohn

                                So would specifying a national language make it illegal for two people to speak a different language in front of someone who doesn't speak that language? I thought you Texans claimed to be all about freedom.

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                                Dave Kreskowiak
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                                It's not illegal to speak any language you want in front of someone in this country, just rude.

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                                  Yep and it's one place I'll be avoiding on my world tour.

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                                  Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                                  Actually I'd like to visit Texas as a cousin of mine lives there. Last time I've seen him was way back in '79 when my aunt and uncle lived in Upland,CA.

                                  "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

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                                  • H hairy_hats

                                    Tom Deketelaere wrote:

                                    There really is only one country where we learn 3-4 languages

                                    Don't forget Switzerland.

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                                    Tom Deketelaere
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                                    We are talking about 3-4 languages, they speak 3 in Switzerland? Don't really know been a long long time since I went there so my memory is a bit fuzzy.

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Slacker007 wrote:

                                      I can care less if someone wants to speak their mother language

                                      So it does bother you then? Personally I couldn't care less.

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                                      Slacker007
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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      Personally I couldn't care less.

                                      I stand corrected. I have made that mistake before here. You think I would have learned my lesson by now. :laugh:

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                                      • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                                        There was no threat. She wasn't carrying and don't try to tell me that quoting a bullet size to someone who's probably ignorant of its meaning is a threat. Especially when it's out-of-context and you're not carrying.

                                        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                        You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                        Wjousts
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                                        Sorry, I'm with viaducting here. If you don't think it was meant as a veiled treat, or at least an attempt to intimidate, they you are simply naive.

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                                        • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                                          There was no threat. She wasn't carrying and don't try to tell me that quoting a bullet size to someone who's probably ignorant of its meaning is a threat. Especially when it's out-of-context and you're not carrying.

                                          If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                          You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                          Andrew Rissing
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                                          I would think it would be ignorant to claim that it wasn't threatening to say such. She may have had absolutely no intention of using her weapon (if it was on her or not). She is still threatening to use it in place of speaking to them. That's like saying someone who walks into a bank with a toy gun that looks real shouldn't be arrested for attempting to rob a bank because it was a toy.

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