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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Well, I'm glad you found that funny. Can't say it tickled my funny-bone. If you think programming is the opposite to debugging then you are a pies-poor programmer.

    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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    CodingLover
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    Not me :~

    I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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    • F Firo Atrum Ventus

      Nah, that's wrong! Programming : 1. 5% concept design. 2a. 10% writing smart codes. 2b. 20% writing slave codes. 3. 65% debugging.

      Oxfords English < Official CCC Players Dictionary Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D

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      Really!

      I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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      • C CodingLover

        Programming is opposite to debugging - CodingLover :laugh: :laugh:

        I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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        Peter_in_2780
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        A *very* old one, via Wikiquote: If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Edsger W. Dijkstra [citation needed] This was old when Dijkstra quoted himself at a summer school I attended in 1983. Cheers, Peter

        Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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        • F Firo Atrum Ventus

          Nah, that's wrong! Programming : 1. 5% concept design. 2a. 10% writing smart codes. 2b. 20% writing slave codes. 3. 65% debugging.

          Oxfords English < Official CCC Players Dictionary Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D

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          Pete OHanlon
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          Try TDD. That changes those figures around a lot.

          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Well, I'm glad you found that funny. Can't say it tickled my funny-bone. If you think programming is the opposite to debugging then you are a pies-poor programmer.

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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            AspDotNetDev
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            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

            you are a pies-poor programmer

            That's OK, I'd rather be tau-rich.

            Somebody in an online forum wrote:

            INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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            • P Peter_in_2780

              A *very* old one, via Wikiquote: If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Edsger W. Dijkstra [citation needed] This was old when Dijkstra quoted himself at a summer school I attended in 1983. Cheers, Peter

              Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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              CodingLover
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              I am not sure about that. I thought of this while fixing some bugs on my code today. All the bugs debugging myself are the once I put few days back, before release to QA. :doh:

              I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Try TDD. That changes those figures around a lot.

                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                AspDotNetDev
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                TDD... 80% Building tests and debugging them.

                Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                • A AspDotNetDev

                  TDD... 80% Building tests and debugging them.

                  Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                  INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  That figure's too low.

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                  • C CodingLover

                    I am not sure about that. I thought of this while fixing some bugs on my code today. All the bugs debugging myself are the once I put few days back, before release to QA. :doh:

                    I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    You debug yourself? Are you an android sent from the future to kill John Connor?

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                    • C CodingLover

                      Programming is opposite to debugging - CodingLover :laugh: :laugh:

                      I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                      Yep, another wannabe Indian! :)

                      ============================== Nothing to say.

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        You debug yourself? Are you an android sent from the future to kill John Connor?

                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                        CodingLover
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                        Of course. ;P

                        I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                        • C CodingLover

                          Programming is opposite to debugging - CodingLover :laugh: :laugh:

                          I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                          Lost User
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                          CodingLover wrote:

                          Programming is opposite to debugging

                          I really hope you dont write code with this thought in mind. Then again, I hope you do, its good for killing offshoring. :laugh:

                          ============================== Nothing to say.

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                          • L Lost User

                            Yep, another wannabe Indian! :)

                            ============================== Nothing to say.

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                            CodingLover
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                            Why did you said that, European never debug? Could be, we have to do that with silly codes. :zzz:

                            I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                            • L Lost User

                              CodingLover wrote:

                              Programming is opposite to debugging

                              I really hope you dont write code with this thought in mind. Then again, I hope you do, its good for killing offshoring. :laugh:

                              ============================== Nothing to say.

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                              CodingLover
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                              I am not coding with such a mind. ;)

                              I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                              • C CodingLover

                                Programming is opposite to debugging - CodingLover :laugh: :laugh:

                                I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                                Ger Hayden
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                                No, No, and thrice No. All programs are bug free when released from development. 'Bugging' or the insertion of bugs is done by testers to make programmers lives miserable.

                                Ger

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                                • C CodingLover

                                  Programming is opposite to debugging - CodingLover :laugh: :laugh:

                                  I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                                  Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                  Nah, programming is just debugging a blank source file.

                                  CQ de W5ALT

                                  Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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