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  • C CodingLover

    Programming is opposite to debugging - CodingLover :laugh: :laugh:

    I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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    Peter_in_2780
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    A *very* old one, via Wikiquote: If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Edsger W. Dijkstra [citation needed] This was old when Dijkstra quoted himself at a summer school I attended in 1983. Cheers, Peter

    Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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    • F Firo Atrum Ventus

      Nah, that's wrong! Programming : 1. 5% concept design. 2a. 10% writing smart codes. 2b. 20% writing slave codes. 3. 65% debugging.

      Oxfords English < Official CCC Players Dictionary Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Try TDD. That changes those figures around a lot.

      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        Well, I'm glad you found that funny. Can't say it tickled my funny-bone. If you think programming is the opposite to debugging then you are a pies-poor programmer.

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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        AspDotNetDev
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        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

        you are a pies-poor programmer

        That's OK, I'd rather be tau-rich.

        Somebody in an online forum wrote:

        INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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        • P Peter_in_2780

          A *very* old one, via Wikiquote: If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Edsger W. Dijkstra [citation needed] This was old when Dijkstra quoted himself at a summer school I attended in 1983. Cheers, Peter

          Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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          CodingLover
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          I am not sure about that. I thought of this while fixing some bugs on my code today. All the bugs debugging myself are the once I put few days back, before release to QA. :doh:

          I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Try TDD. That changes those figures around a lot.

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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            AspDotNetDev
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            TDD... 80% Building tests and debugging them.

            Somebody in an online forum wrote:

            INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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            • A AspDotNetDev

              TDD... 80% Building tests and debugging them.

              Somebody in an online forum wrote:

              INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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              Pete OHanlon
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              That figure's too low.

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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              • C CodingLover

                I am not sure about that. I thought of this while fixing some bugs on my code today. All the bugs debugging myself are the once I put few days back, before release to QA. :doh:

                I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                Pete OHanlon
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                You debug yourself? Are you an android sent from the future to kill John Connor?

                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                • C CodingLover

                  Programming is opposite to debugging - CodingLover :laugh: :laugh:

                  I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                  Lost User
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                  Yep, another wannabe Indian! :)

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    You debug yourself? Are you an android sent from the future to kill John Connor?

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                    CodingLover
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                    Of course. ;P

                    I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                    • C CodingLover

                      Programming is opposite to debugging - CodingLover :laugh: :laugh:

                      I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                      Lost User
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                      CodingLover wrote:

                      Programming is opposite to debugging

                      I really hope you dont write code with this thought in mind. Then again, I hope you do, its good for killing offshoring. :laugh:

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                      • L Lost User

                        Yep, another wannabe Indian! :)

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                        CodingLover
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                        Why did you said that, European never debug? Could be, we have to do that with silly codes. :zzz:

                        I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                        • L Lost User

                          CodingLover wrote:

                          Programming is opposite to debugging

                          I really hope you dont write code with this thought in mind. Then again, I hope you do, its good for killing offshoring. :laugh:

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                          CodingLover
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                          I am not coding with such a mind. ;)

                          I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                          • C CodingLover

                            Programming is opposite to debugging - CodingLover :laugh: :laugh:

                            I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                            Ger Hayden
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                            No, No, and thrice No. All programs are bug free when released from development. 'Bugging' or the insertion of bugs is done by testers to make programmers lives miserable.

                            Ger

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                            • C CodingLover

                              Programming is opposite to debugging - CodingLover :laugh: :laugh:

                              I appreciate your help all the time... CodingLover :)

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                              Dr Walt Fair PE
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                              Nah, programming is just debugging a blank source file.

                              CQ de W5ALT

                              Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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