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  • D Dalek Dave

    And can you identify the 10% that hasn't?

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    Lost User
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    Nope, but then I don't believe that slitting an animals throat is any less painful or instant than firing a bolt into its brain in the majority of cases. Stunning isn't guaranteed, and doesn't work as it should in many, many cases.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    • A Alberto Bar Noy

      Me Jew... me non-observant... me eat bacon. :)

      Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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      hairy_hats
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      I'll have two points, two flats, and a packet of gravel.

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        I'll have two points, two flats, and a packet of gravel.

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        Alberto Bar Noy
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        I honestly didn't get it :sigh:

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          I honestly didn't get it :sigh:

          Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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          hairy_hats
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          Watch Monty Python's "Life of Brian". :)

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            Watch Monty Python's "Life of Brian". :)

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            Alberto Bar Noy
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            In this case

            viaducting wrote:

            Watch Recap Monty Python's "Life of Brian". :)

            FTFM... WOW am I being recursive with the thread above on recap? :omg:

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              In this case

              viaducting wrote:

              Watch Recap Monty Python's "Life of Brian". :)

              FTFM... WOW am I being recursive with the thread above on recap? :omg:

              Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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              The non-observant man in that who said "that bit of halibut was good enough for Jehovah" was to be stoned, and Brian and his mother went to the stone seller and bought two points, two flats and a bag of gravel. Never mind, I'll get me coat!

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                I'll have two points, two flats, and a packet of gravel.

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                Gravel? You lucky sod! When I were a lad we would dream of gravel, all we had was ground up glass and our dad would kill us before we paid t'mill owner for t'priviledge.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  I will not eat Halal or Kosher meat. I dislike the ritualised slaughter of animals, if they are going to be killed for table that is fine, but it should be done quickly and humanely, not bled to death with a mystic standing over it sussurating spells and incantations as its life slowly seeps away.

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                  Henry Minute
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  not bled to death with a mystic standing over it

                  But I'll bet that at some time in your life you have used Ever-Ready batteries.

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    I will not eat Halal or Kosher meat. I dislike the ritualised slaughter of animals, if they are going to be killed for table that is fine, but it should be done quickly and humanely, not bled to death with a mystic standing over it sussurating spells and incantations as its life slowly seeps away.

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                    Nickk Bisht
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                    :thumbsup: In India We prefer JHATKA meat(That is done quickly).

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                      :thumbsup: In India We prefer JHATKA meat(That is done quickly).

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      I had to google it, but yes, that would be an acceptable method of dispatch. Instantaneous and painless (presuming the Jhatkaist(?) was skilled. I particularly agree with this... The reason for Sikhs avoiding Kutha "does not lie in religious tenet but in the view that killing an animal with a prayer is not going to ennoble the flesh."

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                      • D Dalek Dave

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                        Rajesh Anuhya
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                        :laugh: +5

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                        • L Lost User

                          The Islamic way of slaughtering ensures that maximum blood is taken out of the animal's body due to capillary action which makes the meat hygenic for human consumption. It also almost instantaneously cuts down the blood supply to the brain so the brain does not actually feel pain. The suffering of the animal as seen by the observer is not due to pain but due to the capillary action of the blood oozing out of the animal's blood vessels.

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                          Shameel wrote:

                          capillary action

                          Is that the same thing as busting a cap?

                          Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                          INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                            Shameel wrote:

                            capillary action

                            Is that the same thing as busting a cap?

                            Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                            INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                            Capillary action[^]

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