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    Dalek Dave
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    Dry Ear Wax is a genetic condition and is an autosomal x-linked recessive gene. It can indicate the presence of a condition called Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome[^] and is also linked to Male Pattern Baldness[^]. So if you have dry ear wax you are likely to be a bald cannibal. Just saying.

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      Dry Ear Wax is a genetic condition and is an autosomal x-linked recessive gene. It can indicate the presence of a condition called Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome[^] and is also linked to Male Pattern Baldness[^]. So if you have dry ear wax you are likely to be a bald cannibal. Just saying.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      Andrew Wiles
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      Suddenly everyone in the office looks far more "tasty" than usual.........

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      "If a man speaks in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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        Suddenly everyone in the office looks far more "tasty" than usual.........

        www.it-workplace.com
        "If a man speaks in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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        Dalek Dave
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        Has your hair fallen out?

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          Has your hair fallen out?

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          Andrew Wiles
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          Pardon?

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            Pardon?

            www.it-workplace.com
            "If a man speaks in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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            Dalek Dave
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            The linkage between Male Pattern Baldness and Cannibalism.

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              Dry Ear Wax is a genetic condition and is an autosomal x-linked recessive gene. It can indicate the presence of a condition called Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome[^] and is also linked to Male Pattern Baldness[^]. So if you have dry ear wax you are likely to be a bald cannibal. Just saying.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Lost User
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              I have no idea if my ear wax is dry or not. I don't often see it, but the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either. I am, however, not receding in any way, shape or form. Although the barber did offer to do my eyebrows for the first time last week so I am now officially middle aged.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                I have no idea if my ear wax is dry or not. I don't often see it, but the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either. I am, however, not receding in any way, shape or form. Although the barber did offer to do my eyebrows for the first time last week so I am now officially middle aged.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                Gizz
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                the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either.

                EWWWW!!!!! X|

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                  The linkage between Male Pattern Baldness and Cannibalism.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Andrew Wiles
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                  Sorry, couldn't hear you. My ears are blocked!

                  www.it-workplace.com
                  "If a man speaks in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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                    I have no idea if my ear wax is dry or not. I don't often see it, but the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either. I am, however, not receding in any way, shape or form. Although the barber did offer to do my eyebrows for the first time last week so I am now officially middle aged.

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    ChrisElston wrote:

                    the barber did offer to do my eyebrows

                    Ah yes, bushy eyebrows, Le début de la fin

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                      Sorry, couldn't hear you. My ears are blocked!

                      www.it-workplace.com
                      "If a man speaks in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      :)

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                        I have no idea if my ear wax is dry or not. I don't often see it, but the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either. I am, however, not receding in any way, shape or form. Although the barber did offer to do my eyebrows for the first time last week so I am now officially middle aged.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                        ChrisElston wrote:

                        ...the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus...

                        I hope you're not the type who chews on their stylus, or at least anyone who buys one of your old gadget from you... or worse yet it’s a company machine. X| I suddenly feel worse than I did Sunday morning.

                        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                          Dry Ear Wax is a genetic condition and is an autosomal x-linked recessive gene. It can indicate the presence of a condition called Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome[^] and is also linked to Male Pattern Baldness[^]. So if you have dry ear wax you are likely to be a bald cannibal. Just saying.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          What does it mean if you only eat bald cannibals?

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                            What does it mean if you only eat bald cannibals?

                            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                            Henry Minute
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                            You're a slap belly?

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                              the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either.

                              EWWWW!!!!! X|

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                              W Balboos GHB
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                              Sounds an awful lot like Bacon.

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