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  • D Dalek Dave

    Has your hair fallen out?

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    Andrew Wiles
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    Pardon?

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Dry Ear Wax is a genetic condition and is an autosomal x-linked recessive gene. It can indicate the presence of a condition called Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome[^] and is also linked to Male Pattern Baldness[^]. So if you have dry ear wax you are likely to be a bald cannibal. Just saying.

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      I have no idea if my ear wax is dry or not. I don't often see it, but the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either. I am, however, not receding in any way, shape or form. Although the barber did offer to do my eyebrows for the first time last week so I am now officially middle aged.

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      • A Andrew Wiles

        Pardon?

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        "If a man speaks in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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        Dalek Dave
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        The linkage between Male Pattern Baldness and Cannibalism.

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          I have no idea if my ear wax is dry or not. I don't often see it, but the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either. I am, however, not receding in any way, shape or form. Although the barber did offer to do my eyebrows for the first time last week so I am now officially middle aged.

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          Gizz
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          the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either.

          EWWWW!!!!! X|

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            I have no idea if my ear wax is dry or not. I don't often see it, but the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either. I am, however, not receding in any way, shape or form. Although the barber did offer to do my eyebrows for the first time last week so I am now officially middle aged.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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            Dalek Dave
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            ChrisElston wrote:

            the barber did offer to do my eyebrows

            Ah yes, bushy eyebrows, Le début de la fin

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            • D Dalek Dave

              The linkage between Male Pattern Baldness and Cannibalism.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Andrew Wiles
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              Sorry, couldn't hear you. My ears are blocked!

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              • A Andrew Wiles

                Sorry, couldn't hear you. My ears are blocked!

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                "If a man speaks in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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                Dalek Dave
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                :)

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                  I have no idea if my ear wax is dry or not. I don't often see it, but the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either. I am, however, not receding in any way, shape or form. Although the barber did offer to do my eyebrows for the first time last week so I am now officially middle aged.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  ChrisElston wrote:

                  ...the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus...

                  I hope you're not the type who chews on their stylus, or at least anyone who buys one of your old gadget from you... or worse yet it’s a company machine. X| I suddenly feel worse than I did Sunday morning.

                  It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Dry Ear Wax is a genetic condition and is an autosomal x-linked recessive gene. It can indicate the presence of a condition called Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome[^] and is also linked to Male Pattern Baldness[^]. So if you have dry ear wax you are likely to be a bald cannibal. Just saying.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    What does it mean if you only eat bald cannibals?

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      What does it mean if you only eat bald cannibals?

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                      Henry Minute
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                      You're a slap belly?

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                      • G Gizz

                        the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either.

                        EWWWW!!!!! X|

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                        W Balboos GHB
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                        Sounds an awful lot like Bacon.

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