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  • A Andrew Wiles

    Pardon?

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    Dalek Dave
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    The linkage between Male Pattern Baldness and Cannibalism.

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      Dry Ear Wax is a genetic condition and is an autosomal x-linked recessive gene. It can indicate the presence of a condition called Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome[^] and is also linked to Male Pattern Baldness[^]. So if you have dry ear wax you are likely to be a bald cannibal. Just saying.

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      I have no idea if my ear wax is dry or not. I don't often see it, but the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either. I am, however, not receding in any way, shape or form. Although the barber did offer to do my eyebrows for the first time last week so I am now officially middle aged.

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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        I have no idea if my ear wax is dry or not. I don't often see it, but the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either. I am, however, not receding in any way, shape or form. Although the barber did offer to do my eyebrows for the first time last week so I am now officially middle aged.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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        Gizz
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        the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either.

        EWWWW!!!!! X|

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          The linkage between Male Pattern Baldness and Cannibalism.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Andrew Wiles
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          Sorry, couldn't hear you. My ears are blocked!

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            I have no idea if my ear wax is dry or not. I don't often see it, but the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either. I am, however, not receding in any way, shape or form. Although the barber did offer to do my eyebrows for the first time last week so I am now officially middle aged.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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            Dalek Dave
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            ChrisElston wrote:

            the barber did offer to do my eyebrows

            Ah yes, bushy eyebrows, Le début de la fin

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            • A Andrew Wiles

              Sorry, couldn't hear you. My ears are blocked!

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              "If a man speaks in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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              Dalek Dave
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              :)

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                I have no idea if my ear wax is dry or not. I don't often see it, but the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either. I am, however, not receding in any way, shape or form. Although the barber did offer to do my eyebrows for the first time last week so I am now officially middle aged.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                S Houghtelin
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                ChrisElston wrote:

                ...the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus...

                I hope you're not the type who chews on their stylus, or at least anyone who buys one of your old gadget from you... or worse yet it’s a company machine. X| I suddenly feel worse than I did Sunday morning.

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Dry Ear Wax is a genetic condition and is an autosomal x-linked recessive gene. It can indicate the presence of a condition called Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome[^] and is also linked to Male Pattern Baldness[^]. So if you have dry ear wax you are likely to be a bald cannibal. Just saying.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  What does it mean if you only eat bald cannibals?

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    What does it mean if you only eat bald cannibals?

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                    Henry Minute
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                    You're a slap belly?

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                    • G Gizz

                      the bits I do pry out on the business end of a toughbook stylus (the perfect implement) is not dripping, but not crispy either.

                      EWWWW!!!!! X|

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                      W Balboos GHB
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                      Sounds an awful lot like Bacon.

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