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  • H Henry Minute

    What do you get if you rape a cow?

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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    Jorgen Andersson
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    You get dirty.

    Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

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    • H Henry Minute

      What do you get if you rape a cow?

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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      Luc Pattyn
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      What have you tried so far? And did you Google for it (or Bing in your case)? :)

      Luc Pattyn [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

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      • N Nish Nishant

        MP (Madhya Pradesh). MP law: 7 yrs in jail for eating beef, cops can raid on mere suspicion[^] Incidentally, 7 years is also what a rapist or a 2nd degree murderer gets. :thumbsdown:

        Regards, Nish


        My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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        Dalek Dave
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        Once more atheism rules. Don't go to jail for wizards beliefs.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        • H Henry Minute

          What do you get if you rape a cow?

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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          Rajeev Jayaram
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          Arrest[^]

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            Once more atheism rules. Don't go to jail for wizards beliefs.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Fernando A Gomez F
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            I believe that what rules is the secular state: those wanting to follow the wizards will be free to do so, without imposing their beliefs to the others...

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              I believe that what rules is the secular state: those wanting to follow the wizards will be free to do so, without imposing their beliefs to the others...

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              Nish Nishant
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              India is supposedly secular, but not always so in practice.

              Regards, Nish


              My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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              • H Henry Minute

                What do you get if you rape a cow?

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                AspDotNetDev
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                Not sure, but JSOP would know what you get if you divorce one.

                Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                • H Henry Minute

                  What do you get if you rape a cow?

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  Lost User
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                  A homo-calf perhaps?

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                  • N Nish Nishant

                    MP (Madhya Pradesh). MP law: 7 yrs in jail for eating beef, cops can raid on mere suspicion[^] Incidentally, 7 years is also what a rapist or a 2nd degree murderer gets. :thumbsdown:

                    Regards, Nish


                    My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                    Lost User
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                    One more example of religious fanatics imposing their beliefs on others. Btw, a rapist rarely gets a 7 year term. In most cases, the victim is blamed and asked to marry the rapist and in some rare cases, the rapist gets 2 years terms and few thousands in fine.

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                      One more example of religious fanatics imposing their beliefs on others. Btw, a rapist rarely gets a 7 year term. In most cases, the victim is blamed and asked to marry the rapist and in some rare cases, the rapist gets 2 years terms and few thousands in fine.

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                      Shameel wrote:

                      In most cases, the victim is blamed and asked to marry the rapist

                      ?!? It's the land of milk and honey for stalkers, then.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • H Henry Minute

                        What do you get if you rape a cow?

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                        A well tenderised rump.

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                        • L Lost User

                          One more example of religious fanatics imposing their beliefs on others. Btw, a rapist rarely gets a 7 year term. In most cases, the victim is blamed and asked to marry the rapist and in some rare cases, the rapist gets 2 years terms and few thousands in fine.

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                          smaaaart
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                          Shameel wrote:

                          religious fanatics

                          How are they religious fanatics (in the context of this law, at least)?

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                            Shameel wrote:

                            religious fanatics

                            How are they religious fanatics (in the context of this law, at least)?

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                            MP is ruled by BJP (aka RSS) whose ideologies are based on Hindu nationalism (aka extremism). They treat cow like a deity and cow slaughter is banned in all BJP ruled states. Being Hindus, they have every right to say no to cow' meat; but have no right to force people of other religions not to eat cow's meat.

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                            • N Nish Nishant

                              MP (Madhya Pradesh). MP law: 7 yrs in jail for eating beef, cops can raid on mere suspicion[^] Incidentally, 7 years is also what a rapist or a 2nd degree murderer gets. :thumbsdown:

                              Regards, Nish


                              My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                              Roy from Detroit
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                              What do you get for spamming the politicians with pictures of people eating beef and signing them up on the American Beef Board's "Beef Recipe of the day" email list? hmmm, I should probably have asked that an hour ago.

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                                MP is ruled by BJP (aka RSS) whose ideologies are based on Hindu nationalism (aka extremism). They treat cow like a deity and cow slaughter is banned in all BJP ruled states. Being Hindus, they have every right to say no to cow' meat; but have no right to force people of other religions not to eat cow's meat.

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                                smaaaart
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                                Shameel wrote:

                                BJP (aka RSS)

                                BJP is not RSS. They are two different organisations, with different goals (one political, another ideological).

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                                aka extremism

                                I disagree that it's extremism in any way. If that is the case, what do you have to say about the hundreds of Muslim organisations? They are somehow "secular" but BJP/RSS are communal/extremist? Why?

                                Shameel wrote:

                                Being Hindus, they have every right to say no to cow' meat; but have no right to force people of other religions not to eat cow's meat.

                                How Hindus feel about cow slaughter is different from say, what a Muslim feels about eating pork. Muslims don't eat pork, but don't consider pigs sacred. On the other hand, Hindus don't eat cow meat because they consider cows sacred animals. Naturally, they would protect something that is sacred to them. So what they are doing is not anything against Muslim, Christians, or those Hindus who do eat beef, but it's something to protect the cows from getting slaughtered. So you see, it's not fanatism. Just like if you pass laws that prohibit you from killing another human being, it's not fanatism.

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