Funny Dumbest tweets

zenwalker1985

I would like to share funny tweets with you all. It kept me giggling for a while this afternoon :)

Lost User

I think the only thing less funny than the tweets is the comments below each one.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

Lost User

So now it has happened. The monkey cage at the zoo finally has an internet connection. Thanks for reminding me why I will not be caught dead on any such sites. And don't insult my intelligents :)

And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.

Mycroft Holmes

I thought a tweet was a comment, so there are comments on comments, aaaaah

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

Dalek Dave

CDP1802 wrote:

And don't insult my intelligents

Deliberate?

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Lost User

Absolutely. That was one of the twats tweets.

And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.

Smithers Jones

CDP1802 wrote:

intelligents

What gents? :)

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Lost User

Here we better should write 'Don't insult my Intellisense' :)

And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.

Rage

Tweeter is nothing else than comments about comments.

Nagy Vilmos

As a sometime twatterer, I can confirm that that is total shyte. What is funny about following illiterate twats? It's like expecting intelligence in the VB forum.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Lost User

In Soviet Russia Visual C++, Intellisense insults You!

Lost User

Certainly. You can set different sounds to alert you when something goes wrong, including when a build in Visual Studio fails. When I still worked with C++, I had set that one to a WAV file. Do you remember Nomad from Star Trek? "You are in Error! You are a biological unit! You are inperfect!" :)

And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.

Mike Hankey

Amen!

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Jorgen Andersson

CDP1802 wrote:

You are inperfect!

The irony.

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