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  • L Lost User

    I think the only thing less funny than the tweets is the comments below each one.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    Mycroft Holmes
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    I thought a tweet was a comment, so there are comments on comments, aaaaah

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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    • L Lost User

      So now it has happened. The monkey cage at the zoo finally has an internet connection. Thanks for reminding me why I will not be caught dead on any such sites. And don't insult my intelligents :)

      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

      And I smiled and was happy
      And it came worse.

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      Dalek Dave
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      CDP1802 wrote:

      And don't insult my intelligents

      Deliberate?

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        CDP1802 wrote:

        And don't insult my intelligents

        Deliberate?

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        Lost User
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        Absolutely. That was one of the twats tweets.

        And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
        "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

        And I smiled and was happy
        And it came worse.

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        • L Lost User

          So now it has happened. The monkey cage at the zoo finally has an internet connection. Thanks for reminding me why I will not be caught dead on any such sites. And don't insult my intelligents :)

          And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
          "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

          And I smiled and was happy
          And it came worse.

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          Smithers Jones
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          CDP1802 wrote:

          intelligents

          What gents? :)

          "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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          • S Smithers Jones

            CDP1802 wrote:

            intelligents

            What gents? :)

            "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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            Lost User
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            #8

            Here we better should write 'Don't insult my Intellisense' :)

            And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
            "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

            And I smiled and was happy
            And it came worse.

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            • M Mycroft Holmes

              I thought a tweet was a comment, so there are comments on comments, aaaaah

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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              Rage
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              Tweeter is nothing else than comments about comments.

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              • Z zenwalker1985

                I would like to share funny tweets with you all. It kept me giggling for a while this afternoon :)

                My cUr10U5 w0rlD

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                As a sometime twatterer, I can confirm that that is total shyte. What is funny about following illiterate twats? It's like expecting intelligence in the VB forum.


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                • L Lost User

                  Here we better should write 'Don't insult my Intellisense' :)

                  And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                  "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                  And I smiled and was happy
                  And it came worse.

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                  Lost User
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                  In Soviet Russia Visual C++, Intellisense insults You!

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                  • L Lost User

                    In Soviet Russia Visual C++, Intellisense insults You!

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                    Lost User
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                    Certainly. You can set different sounds to alert you when something goes wrong, including when a build in Visual Studio fails. When I still worked with C++, I had set that one to a WAV file. Do you remember Nomad from Star Trek? "You are in Error! You are a biological unit! You are inperfect!" :)

                    And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                    "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                    And I smiled and was happy
                    And it came worse.

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                    • L Lost User

                      So now it has happened. The monkey cage at the zoo finally has an internet connection. Thanks for reminding me why I will not be caught dead on any such sites. And don't insult my intelligents :)

                      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                      And I smiled and was happy
                      And it came worse.

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      #13

                      Amen!

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                      • L Lost User

                        Certainly. You can set different sounds to alert you when something goes wrong, including when a build in Visual Studio fails. When I still worked with C++, I had set that one to a WAV file. Do you remember Nomad from Star Trek? "You are in Error! You are a biological unit! You are inperfect!" :)

                        And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                        "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                        And I smiled and was happy
                        And it came worse.

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                        Jorgen Andersson
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                        #14

                        CDP1802 wrote:

                        You are inperfect!

                        The irony.

                        Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

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