Poetry Written in Code Contest

[Michael A Cochran]

How about SQL? DECLARE @ROSE CHAR(1); SELECT @ROSE=IS_ROSE FROM GARDEN WHERE NAME IN (SELECT @NAME FROM NAMES); DECLARE @IS_SWEET CHAR(1); SELECT @IS_SWEET=@IS_ROSE;

[SirTimothy]

Adapted from an excerpt from Dr. Seuss' Fox In Socks. Not quite as smooth as I'd like, but it works.

if (fighter1 is TweetleBeetle
&& fighter2 is TweetleBeetle
&& theWeapon is Paddle
&& thePlace is Puddle
&& thePlace.place is Bottle)
return new TweetleBeetleBottlePuddlePaddleBattleMuddle();

If fighter one is tweetle beetle, Fighter two is tweetle beetle, And the weapon is a paddle, And the place is a puddle, And the place's place is bottle, then return new TweetleBeetleBottlePuddlePaddleBattleMuddle

[Aiscrim]

If this is real Then
Nothing
Else
matters(2, Me)

[Alan Burkhart]

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

XAlan Burkhart

[BillWoodruff]

Note: at the time I wrote this, I had not read the other posts, and did not realize others were already taking on Hamlet's famous soliloquy.

// c#

bool? TheQuestion = true;
bool? ToBe = true;

public bool? ToBeOrNotToBe()
{
return (TheQuestion == true && ToBe == true) ? ToBe : null;
}

"Our life is a faint tracing on the surface of mystery, like the idle, curved tunnels of leaf miners on the surface of a leaf. We must somehow take a wider view, look at the whole landscape, really see it, and describe what's going on here. Then we can at least wail the right question into the swaddling band of darkness, or, if it comes to that, choir the proper praise." Annie Dillard

[Lost User]

Charlie and Charlotte, the lovers in C (doesn't compile, Charlie and Charlotte are incompatible types)

char*lie;
double time, me= !0XFACE,
not; int rested, get, out;
main(ly, die) char ly, **die ;{
signed char lotte,

dear; (char)lotte--;
for(get= !me;; not){
1 - out & out ;lie;{
char lotte, my= dear,
**let= !!me *!not+ ++die;
(char*)(lie=
"The gloves are OFF this time, I detest you, snot\n\0sed GEEK!");

do {not= \*lie++ & 0xF00L\* !me;
#define love (char\*)lie -
love 1s \*!(not= atoi(let
\[get -me?
    (char)lotte-

(char)lotte: my- *love -
'I' - *love - 'U' -
'I' - (long) - 4 - 'U' ])- !!
(time =out= 'a'));} while( my - dear
&& 'I'-1l -get- 'a'); break;}}
(char)*lie++;

(char)*lie++, (char)*lie++; hell:0, (char)*lie;
get *out* (short)ly -0-'R'- get- 'a'^rested;
do {auto*eroticism,
that; puts(*( out
- 'c'
-('P'-'S') +die+ -2 ));}while(!"you're at it");

for (*((char*)&lotte)^=
(char)lotte; (love ly) [(char)++lotte+
!!0xBABE];){ if ('I' -lie[ 2 +(char)lotte]){ 'I'-1l ***die; }
else{ if ('I' * get *out* ('I'-1l **die[ 2 ])) *((char*)&lotte) -=
'4' - ('I'-1l); not; for(get=!

get; !out; (char)*lie & 0xD0- !not) return!!
(char)lotte;}

(char)lotte;
do{ not* putchar(lie [out
*!not* !!me +(char)lotte]);
not; for(;!'a';);}while(
love (char*)lie);{

register this; switch( (char)lie
[(char)lotte] -1s *!out) {
char*les, get= 0xFF, my; case' ':
*((char*)&lotte) += 15; !not +(char)*lie*'s';
this +1s+ not; default: 0xF +(char*)lie;}}}
get - !out;
if (not--)
goto hell;
exit( (char)lotte);}

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss:

[hmoulding]

ITYM wit.soul = brevity ;

[msvbdev]

Not really a poem, but here's some famous Shakespeare in C/C++

bool question = (toBe || !toBe);

[da808wiz]

...
send(girl,"Flowers");
send(girl,"Chocolates");
send(girl,"Money");
send(girl,"Heart");
if ( recv(girl)==cold_shoulder )
goto hell;
...

:hell
switch ( girl2 = new Girl() ) {
...

[User 8077241]

Class TimeGoesBySlowly

Function toSave(yourLife) As TimeGoesBySlowly

    For Each Day As TimeGoesBySlowly In yourLife
        Dim theLights As New TimeGoesBySlowly, TaketheTime

        toSave(yourLife) 'and
        Return (theLights) 'until the

    Next Day


End Function

End Class

http://thephilosopherstone.ca

[MacSpudster]

interface EternalLove
{
object ofMyDesire;
byte ofMyLoveAspire;

string meAlong;
double mySong;

private class ofYourAffection : ICollection {}

enum erateMyLoveForYou
{
rosesBought,
diamondsSought,
muchMuchThought
}

public abstract Array Divine;
protected Buffer recline;

readonly int endedProse;
long erWoes;

Exception Denied;
ExceptionHandler.ExceptionDialog AgonyUponMyPride;

StackOverflowException soMuchCommotion;
Screen myEmotion;

EventHandler ABrandNewDay;
Environment Secure_SoTheySay;

Help MeFindAWife; //as I
float alongThroughLife;
}

public class icWishfulThinking : EternalLove
{
//Son, yer on yer own.
}

~ [Don't] Visual[ize the] Basic[s], C#[ly instead] ~ ASPX: Apple Simply Performs eXcellently

[Andrew Rissing]

Nice. +5

[Andrew Rissing]

Haha...nice. +5

[KP Lee]

You still get the credit, but I like:

if (ToBe || !ToBe) return ThatIStheQuestion

[randomusic]

Good one, a 5-7-5 haiku

[Luiz Monad]

From that we can conclude that life is random, and dont affect the result of question. that is: from where we come from? where are we? and where are we going to?

[fatman45]

How about:

Question = life ? ToBe : !ToBe;

Da Bomb

[AspDotNetDev]

Repost! :-D

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[AspDotNetDev]

{O, Row(Me, 0), Row(Me, 0)}.Where((fore) => Art("Thou"))

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[User 8585015]

while : # rickiT :Sleep For zzz = 1 To 3 Next zzz GoTo Sleep rickiT 2012