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Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it though, that can be a real bitch to start in the morning. Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price but quickly have an increased appetite for fuel and mysteriously the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases. This model will not increase in value or reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one and replace it as needed as they depreciate rapidly.
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Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it though, that can be a real bitch to start in the morning. Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price but quickly have an increased appetite for fuel and mysteriously the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases. This model will not increase in value or reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one and replace it as needed as they depreciate rapidly.
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You forgot to add that the car must be as short as possible and that there may be no room for estimates where it begins or ends. Both the front and the rear must be in plain sight, otherwise getting in or out of a parking gap will be impossible. And you made a mistake: That car already exists. Here it is![^]. They should have named it 'Car for people without any ability to think in three dimensions or judge distances', but that would have been too long.
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You forgot to add that the car must be as short as possible and that there may be no room for estimates where it begins or ends. Both the front and the rear must be in plain sight, otherwise getting in or out of a parking gap will be impossible. And you made a mistake: That car already exists. Here it is![^]. They should have named it 'Car for people without any ability to think in three dimensions or judge distances', but that would have been too long.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
I Think you mean this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkWf4crJ9uI[^] it's topless! (SFW, but may cause projectile vomiting if you have to drive it)
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I Think you mean this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkWf4crJ9uI[^] it's topless! (SFW, but may cause projectile vomiting if you have to drive it)
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I Think you mean this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkWf4crJ9uI[^] it's topless! (SFW, but may cause projectile vomiting if you have to drive it)
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
