21 Years Ago Today...
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Sorry to here that, but to quote the Bard od Springfield "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" Well he was half-right, despite not being an iPhone developer (WTF was that about?).
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Keith Barrow wrote:
Sorry to here that, but to quote the Bard od Springfield
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"
Well he was half-right, despite not being an iPhone developer (WTF was that about?).Thanks Keith, leter tonight when off my trolley, I may finally get the iOS reference. If I do I'll post an explanation.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's the first few minutes of Friday morning here in the best part of the world. ...my Mother died of Melanoma at the age of 40. With my little Sister dying of the same thing 7 years 8 months later at 28 I'm not a happy boy. So after work tomorrow and the drive back home from Canberra I'm going to smash a large chunk of Bundy Rum and whatever top shelf beer I buy. Elephanting sunshine of a life, I expect to post something angry and drunk in 18 to 20 hours from now.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Sometimes :beer: is the best medicine, if not for long. I'll have one some tonight and think of the less fortunate. :rose:
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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Dealing with the loss of a loved one is never an easy elephanting task, Michael. :( At least, they are living in your memories, and that's a honour you're doing them, and it proves how much you love them. I can elephanting appreciate you for that. May life bring peace to you. :rose:
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
Dealing with the loss of a loved one is never an easy elephanting task, Michael. :( At least, they are living in your memories, and that's a honour you're doing them, and it proves how much you love them. I can elephanting appreciate you for that. May life bring peace to you. [Rose]
Thanks for your thoughts.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I completely understand how you feel, I lost my Mom to cancer 17 years ago when she was 54, last year the wife’s mom same crap at 60. I hate the elephant’ing cancer :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
S Houghtelin wrote:
I completely understand how you feel, I lost my Mom to cancer 17 years ago when she was 54, last year the wife’s mom same crap at 60. I hate the elephant’ing cancer
[Rose] [Rose] [Rose] [Rose] [Rose]Pisses me off big time, father and both Grandfathers died of cancer and one Grandmother survived 3 doses, also had an Aunt that survive a huge dose, had a canular in her chest for 20 years so they could dose the drugs in easily. Absolutely loving the way Elephant is taking over Code Project.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Was it promises of a sexual nature?
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You tell me. Does this[^] look like he needs to?
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Is that Ted Bundy?
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It's the first few minutes of Friday morning here in the best part of the world. ...my Mother died of Melanoma at the age of 40. With my little Sister dying of the same thing 7 years 8 months later at 28 I'm not a happy boy. So after work tomorrow and the drive back home from Canberra I'm going to smash a large chunk of Bundy Rum and whatever top shelf beer I buy. Elephanting sunshine of a life, I expect to post something angry and drunk in 18 to 20 hours from now.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Sorry to hear that, man! Sounds like you really miss them. That's gotta blow. My sincere condolences! My dad drank himself to death about 18 years ago (he was found on the bathroom floor in a puddle of puked-up blood). Even though we were the exact opposite of close, I was sad to see him go in such a manner. So, careful with the drink! OT: "Elephanting" -- what's that mean in this context?
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
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Sorry to hear that, man! Sounds like you really miss them. That's gotta blow. My sincere condolences! My dad drank himself to death about 18 years ago (he was found on the bathroom floor in a puddle of puked-up blood). Even though we were the exact opposite of close, I was sad to see him go in such a manner. So, careful with the drink! OT: "Elephanting" -- what's that mean in this context?
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von BraunEuphemisms. Elephant - F**k Therefore Elephanting - F**king Sunshine - C**t (aka Lady Garden, Front Bottom, Site of Special Scientific Interest etc).
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It's the first few minutes of Friday morning here in the best part of the world. ...my Mother died of Melanoma at the age of 40. With my little Sister dying of the same thing 7 years 8 months later at 28 I'm not a happy boy. So after work tomorrow and the drive back home from Canberra I'm going to smash a large chunk of Bundy Rum and whatever top shelf beer I buy. Elephanting sunshine of a life, I expect to post something angry and drunk in 18 to 20 hours from now.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Sorry to hear that. Take care mate. :rose::beer:
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Sorry to hear that, man! Sounds like you really miss them. That's gotta blow. My sincere condolences! My dad drank himself to death about 18 years ago (he was found on the bathroom floor in a puddle of puked-up blood). Even though we were the exact opposite of close, I was sad to see him go in such a manner. So, careful with the drink! OT: "Elephanting" -- what's that mean in this context?
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braunahmed zahmed wrote:
That's gotta blow. My sincere condolences!
Your talents are wasted here, you should be writing messages for card companies.
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You need a dose of something - try this
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abmv wrote:
Drinking is not a solution to anything
Yes it is. It means I'm less thirsty.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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It's the first few minutes of Friday morning here in the best part of the world. ...my Mother died of Melanoma at the age of 40. With my little Sister dying of the same thing 7 years 8 months later at 28 I'm not a happy boy. So after work tomorrow and the drive back home from Canberra I'm going to smash a large chunk of Bundy Rum and whatever top shelf beer I buy. Elephanting sunshine of a life, I expect to post something angry and drunk in 18 to 20 hours from now.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
I expect to post something angry and drunk in 18 to 20 hours from now.
I'll be looking forward to it tonight! :-D But leave the car keys on the shelf; 32 years ago last Christmas my little brother was murdered by a drunk driver. I'll join you for a few...
Will Rogers never met me.
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It's the first few minutes of Friday morning here in the best part of the world. ...my Mother died of Melanoma at the age of 40. With my little Sister dying of the same thing 7 years 8 months later at 28 I'm not a happy boy. So after work tomorrow and the drive back home from Canberra I'm going to smash a large chunk of Bundy Rum and whatever top shelf beer I buy. Elephanting sunshine of a life, I expect to post something angry and drunk in 18 to 20 hours from now.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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abmv wrote:
Reading the text I think You don't know me very well, following the link I think WTF does that mean in any context.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I thought the same thing. Link text didn't make sense.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:
[Rose] + [beer] ≈ :((
Well, not quite, but you get my drift.I understand the sentiments and thenk you for them.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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CPallini wrote:
Have one :beer: from me too.
:Rose: :Rose:Will do Carlo, about 9ish hours to go.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sorry about that Mike. I'll remember ya when I get hold of my mug this weekend.
Michael Martin wrote:
I expect to post something angry and drunk in 18 to 20 hours from now
I'll inform Chris to raise the pennants & alert all loungers to stay underground. :)
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
VuNic wrote:
Sorry about that Mike. I'll remember ya when I get hold of my mug this weekend.
Thanks Vunic, but it's Mick not Mike remember.
VuNic wrote:
I'll inform Chris to raise the pennants & alert all loungers to stay underground. :)
Good, we don't want any sunshines banning my account again.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sometimes :beer: is the best medicine, if not for long. I'll have one some tonight and think of the less fortunate. :rose:
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
Sometimes :beer: is the best medicine, if not for long.
I'll have one some tonight and think of the less fortunate.
:Rose:Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004