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My first joke

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  • CPalliniC CPallini

    I hope it is also your last one.

    Veni, vidi, vici.

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    kid sister
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    No, Wait for my future jokes. I just started with this one because of my age.

    xoxo
    Kid sister :rose:

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      TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

      xoxo
      Kid sister :rose:

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      Lost User
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      Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

      Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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      • K kid sister

        No, Wait for my future jokes. I just started with this one because of my age.

        xoxo
        Kid sister :rose:

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        CPallini
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        (Carlo waits with trepidation)

        Veni, vidi, vici.

        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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        • CPalliniC CPallini

          (Carlo waits with trepidation)

          Veni, vidi, vici.

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          Dalek Dave
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          Enter Godot.

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            Enter Godot.

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            Lost User
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            Ian McKellen at His Majesty's (Perth) 2010 - Brilliant!

            Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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            • L Lost User

              So the kid sister has finally shown up...

              I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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              kid sister
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              CDP1802 wrote:

              So the kid sister has finally shown up...

              :-O

              xoxo
              Kid sister :rose:

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                Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

                Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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                kid sister
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                Richard MacCutchan wrote:

                Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

                Why? :doh: .... said "Don't go there, that's not a place for you to play, There's no place like Lounge."

                xoxo
                Kid sister :rose:

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                • CPalliniC CPallini

                  (Carlo waits with trepidation)

                  Veni, vidi, vici.

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    CPallini
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                    :((

                    Veni, vidi, vici.

                    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                    • CPalliniC CPallini

                      :((

                      Veni, vidi, vici.

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                      kid sister
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                      ;P

                      xoxo
                      Kid sister :rose:

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                        TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                        xoxo
                        Kid sister :rose:

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                        Lost User
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                        Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                        • L Lost User

                          Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                          kid sister
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                          Sure, I won't.

                          xoxo
                          Kid sister :rose:

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                            TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                            xoxo
                            Kid sister :rose:

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            Tu fais la petite soeur? If it was the first joke you ever heard, you must be pretty old.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            • CPalliniC CPallini

                              I hope it is also your last one.

                              Veni, vidi, vici.

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                              kid sister
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                              CPallini wrote:

                              I hope it is also your last one.

                              I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                              xoxo
                              Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                                CPallini wrote:

                                I hope it is also your last one.

                                I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                                xoxo
                                Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                                CPallini
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                                "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                                Veni, vidi, vici.

                                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                • CPalliniC CPallini

                                  "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                                  Veni, vidi, vici.

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                                  kid sister
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                                  Cruel :((

                                  xoxo
                                  Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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