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  • K kid sister

    TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

    xoxo
    Kid sister :rose:

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    Lost User
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    Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

    Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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    • K kid sister

      No, Wait for my future jokes. I just started with this one because of my age.

      xoxo
      Kid sister :rose:

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      (Carlo waits with trepidation)

      Veni, vidi, vici.

      In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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        (Carlo waits with trepidation)

        Veni, vidi, vici.

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        Dalek Dave
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        Enter Godot.

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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          Enter Godot.

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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          Ian McKellen at His Majesty's (Perth) 2010 - Brilliant!

          Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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          • L Lost User

            So the kid sister has finally shown up...

            I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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            kid sister
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            CDP1802 wrote:

            So the kid sister has finally shown up...

            :-O

            xoxo
            Kid sister :rose:

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              Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

              Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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              kid sister
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              Richard MacCutchan wrote:

              Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

              Why? :doh: .... said "Don't go there, that's not a place for you to play, There's no place like Lounge."

              xoxo
              Kid sister :rose:

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              • CPalliniC CPallini

                (Carlo waits with trepidation)

                Veni, vidi, vici.

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.

                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.

                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  CPallini
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                  :((

                  Veni, vidi, vici.

                  In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                  • CPalliniC CPallini

                    :((

                    Veni, vidi, vici.

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                    kid sister
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                    ;P

                    xoxo
                    Kid sister :rose:

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                    • K kid sister

                      TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                      xoxo
                      Kid sister :rose:

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                      Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                        Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                        kid sister
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                        Sure, I won't.

                        xoxo
                        Kid sister :rose:

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                        • K kid sister

                          TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                          xoxo
                          Kid sister :rose:

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          Tu fais la petite soeur? If it was the first joke you ever heard, you must be pretty old.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          • CPalliniC CPallini

                            I hope it is also your last one.

                            Veni, vidi, vici.

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                            kid sister
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                            CPallini wrote:

                            I hope it is also your last one.

                            I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                            xoxo
                            Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                              CPallini wrote:

                              I hope it is also your last one.

                              I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                              xoxo
                              Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                              CPallini
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                              "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                              Veni, vidi, vici.

                              In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                                Veni, vidi, vici.

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                                kid sister
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                                Cruel :((

                                xoxo
                                Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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