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  • D Dalek Dave

    Enter Godot.

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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    Lost User
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    Ian McKellen at His Majesty's (Perth) 2010 - Brilliant!

    Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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    • L Lost User

      So the kid sister has finally shown up...

      I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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      kid sister
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      CDP1802 wrote:

      So the kid sister has finally shown up...

      :-O

      xoxo
      Kid sister :rose:

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        Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

        Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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        kid sister
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        Richard MacCutchan wrote:

        Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

        Why? :doh: .... said "Don't go there, that's not a place for you to play, There's no place like Lounge."

        xoxo
        Kid sister :rose:

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        • CPalliniC CPallini

          (Carlo waits with trepidation)

          Veni, vidi, vici.

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            CPallini
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            :((

            Veni, vidi, vici.

            In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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            • CPalliniC CPallini

              :((

              Veni, vidi, vici.

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              kid sister
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              ;P

              xoxo
              Kid sister :rose:

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                TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                xoxo
                Kid sister :rose:

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                Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                • L Lost User

                  Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                  kid sister
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                  Sure, I won't.

                  xoxo
                  Kid sister :rose:

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                  • K kid sister

                    TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                    xoxo
                    Kid sister :rose:

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Tu fais la petite soeur? If it was the first joke you ever heard, you must be pretty old.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • CPalliniC CPallini

                      I hope it is also your last one.

                      Veni, vidi, vici.

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                      kid sister
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                      CPallini wrote:

                      I hope it is also your last one.

                      I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                      xoxo
                      Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                        CPallini wrote:

                        I hope it is also your last one.

                        I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                        xoxo
                        Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                        CPallini
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                        "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                        Veni, vidi, vici.

                        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                        • CPalliniC CPallini

                          "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                          Veni, vidi, vici.

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                          kid sister
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                          Cruel :((

                          xoxo
                          Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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