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Why is playing poker like taking a crap? Because a Full House beats a Flush!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Why is playing poker like taking a crap?
Because it IS crap?
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Poker is an excellent game! A bunch of mates and a few beers makes for a great night.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Poker is an excellent game! A bunch of mates and a few beers makes for a great night.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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I was always a brag man myself. Spent many a night playing until the sun came up way back when.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
The hours spent playing 9 card brag when I was at uni!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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I was always a brag man myself. Spent many a night playing until the sun came up way back when.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I'm a Snap man myself.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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The hours spent playing 9 card brag when I was at uni!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
We mostly played Bastard Brag at Uni, for no money. It was 3, 4, mostly 6, or 7 card brag I got into shortly afterwards. Playing for hours and winning or losing up to about a hundred a night on various occasions. A mate of mine got into playing above certain pubs in Derby and thousands would change hands of a night.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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We mostly played Bastard Brag at Uni, for no money. It was 3, 4, mostly 6, or 7 card brag I got into shortly afterwards. Playing for hours and winning or losing up to about a hundred a night on various occasions. A mate of mine got into playing above certain pubs in Derby and thousands would change hands of a night.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I never played that rich. £20 or so was the most we went in for.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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The hours spent playing 9 card brag when I was at uni!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
After the October Hurricane we had no power for a week. Since my local had Tilley lamps, and all I had was a single candle (shaped like a snowman) I spent the week in the bar. (That is my excuse, and I'm sticking to it!) During this week, I played a lot of 3 card brag. A drunken landlord with access to the till and a predilection to going £20 blind against three of a kind made it a happy place to be. The only week of my life where I have staggered out of a pub blind drunk and a couple of hundred quid up on the deal, every single night for a week. And I wasn't the only one. He did wonder what had happened to his takings for the month though... :-D
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Why is playing poker like taking a crap? Because a Full House beats a Flush!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Were you straight when you posted that?
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I'm a Snap man myself.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Try playing ulti[^]. You need three players and it is very simple if you just play on tricks.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Why is playing poker like taking a crap? Because a Full House beats a Flush!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Don't quit your night job. :) P.S. Good luck with the new business.
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Why is playing poker like taking a crap? Because a Full House beats a Flush!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
