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  • D Dalek Dave

    Why is playing poker like taking a crap? Because a Full House beats a Flush!

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Why is playing poker like taking a crap?

    Because it IS crap?

    ============================== Nothing to say.

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Why is playing poker like taking a crap?

      Because it IS crap?

      ============================== Nothing to say.

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      Poker is an excellent game! A bunch of mates and a few beers makes for a great night.

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Poker is an excellent game! A bunch of mates and a few beers makes for a great night.

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        I was always a brag man myself. Spent many a night playing until the sun came up way back when.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          I was always a brag man myself. Spent many a night playing until the sun came up way back when.

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          The hours spent playing 9 card brag when I was at uni!

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            I was always a brag man myself. Spent many a night playing until the sun came up way back when.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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            I'm a Snap man myself.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              The hours spent playing 9 card brag when I was at uni!

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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              We mostly played Bastard Brag at Uni, for no money. It was 3, 4, mostly 6, or 7 card brag I got into shortly afterwards. Playing for hours and winning or losing up to about a hundred a night on various occasions. A mate of mine got into playing above certain pubs in Derby and thousands would change hands of a night.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                We mostly played Bastard Brag at Uni, for no money. It was 3, 4, mostly 6, or 7 card brag I got into shortly afterwards. Playing for hours and winning or losing up to about a hundred a night on various occasions. A mate of mine got into playing above certain pubs in Derby and thousands would change hands of a night.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                Dalek Dave
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                I never played that rich. £20 or so was the most we went in for.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  The hours spent playing 9 card brag when I was at uni!

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                  After the October Hurricane we had no power for a week. Since my local had Tilley lamps, and all I had was a single candle (shaped like a snowman) I spent the week in the bar. (That is my excuse, and I'm sticking to it!) During this week, I played a lot of 3 card brag. A drunken landlord with access to the till and a predilection to going £20 blind against three of a kind made it a happy place to be. The only week of my life where I have staggered out of a pub blind drunk and a couple of hundred quid up on the deal, every single night for a week. And I wasn't the only one. He did wonder what had happened to his takings for the month though... :-D

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Why is playing poker like taking a crap? Because a Full House beats a Flush!

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                    Mike Hankey
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                    Were you straight when you posted that?

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      I'm a Snap man myself.

                      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                      Try playing ulti[^]. You need three players and it is very simple if you just play on tricks.


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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Why is playing poker like taking a crap? Because a Full House beats a Flush!

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                        Don't quit your night job. :) P.S. Good luck with the new business.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Why is playing poker like taking a crap? Because a Full House beats a Flush!

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                          Dave, if you say you have a pair, I'll take your word. Really, please don't show us your pair.

                          "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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