Decisions, decisions.
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Is that still going? I used to love Mayfair. Terrific articles. :-\
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Henry Minute wrote:
Terrific articles
After flicking through that particular magazine I'm surprised you could still read! :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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I found the motoring section particularly interesting.
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Absolutely! All those hooters and headlights. Not to mention the rugs.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Henry Minute wrote:
Terrific articles
After flicking through that particular magazine I'm surprised you could still read! :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
Problem was more that they slowly became more difficult to flick through.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Given how temperamental those things can be, don't you think it would be prudent, as well as polite, to call and ask when she'd like to be picked up?
Will Rogers never met me.
Roger Wright wrote:
when she'd like to be picked up
That's easy. Closing time.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Problem was more that they slowly became more difficult to flick through.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Henry Minute wrote:
Problem was more that they slowly became more difficult to flick through.
I've heard that some magazines make a lot of things harder ... ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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Henry Minute wrote:
the one you use for your vib relaxation massager.
:-O Well sometimes I REALLY need to relax!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
I find whales music useful for that. Things like Land of my Fathers or Sospan Fach.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Henry Minute wrote:
Problem was more that they slowly became more difficult to flick through.
I've heard that some magazines make a lot of things harder ... ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
They certainly used to. Haven't read one in yonks.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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I find whales music useful for that. Things like Land of my Fathers or Sospan Fach.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Henry Minute wrote:
I find whales music useful for that.
Fantastic deep voice, incredibly powerful, smell of the sea ... yeah, I had a boyfriend like that once! ;P
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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You don't beat him enough!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
You don't beat him enough!
or he doesn't beat him the right way.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
Henry Minute wrote:
I find whales music useful for that.
Fantastic deep voice, incredibly powerful, smell of the sea ... yeah, I had a boyfriend like that once! ;P
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
Was he an octopus?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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They certainly used to. Haven't read one in yonks.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Henry Minute wrote:
Haven't read one in yonks.
I told you that you would end up needing glasses! :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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Was he an octopus?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Was he an octopus?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
Was he an octopus?
No, but he cost me a few squid! *BOOM BOOM* ;P
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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Was he an octopus?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
More likely a mollusc. Which was odd because his parents looked normal. Yet another example of the shellfish gene.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Funny I got called an octopus by a girl, all for the wrong reasons ;)
Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
Metro RSSThat's what I meant! But then you suckered her in!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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More likely a mollusc. Which was odd because his parents looked normal. Yet another example of the shellfish gene.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Don't you mussel in on this pun thread!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Dalek Dave wrote:
You don't beat him enough!
or he doesn't beat him the right way.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)That's not my fault! DBC insisted on my returning her whip.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Don't you mussel in on this pun thread!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Oh clam up.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Oh clam up.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
I shall try to winkle a few more puns out of you!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Henry Minute wrote:
Haven't read one in yonks.
I told you that you would end up needing glasses! :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
DeathByChocolate wrote:
I told you that you would end up needing glasses
Speaking of which I am about to have some scotch. Would you care for two fingers?
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.