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  • H Henry Minute

    I find whales music useful for that. Things like Land of my Fathers or Sospan Fach.

    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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    DeathByChocolate
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    Henry Minute wrote:

    I find whales music useful for that.

    Fantastic deep voice, incredibly powerful, smell of the sea ... yeah, I had a boyfriend like that once! ;P

    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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      You don't beat him enough!

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      Slacker007
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      You don't beat him enough!

      or he doesn't beat him the right way.

      "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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        Henry Minute wrote:

        I find whales music useful for that.

        Fantastic deep voice, incredibly powerful, smell of the sea ... yeah, I had a boyfriend like that once! ;P

        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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        Dalek Dave
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        Was he an octopus?

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        • H Henry Minute

          They certainly used to. Haven't read one in yonks.

          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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          DeathByChocolate
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          Henry Minute wrote:

          Haven't read one in yonks.

          I told you that you would end up needing glasses! :rolleyes:

          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Was he an octopus?

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            NormDroid
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            Funny I got called an octopus by a girl, all for the wrong reasons ;)

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              Was he an octopus?

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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              DeathByChocolate
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Was he an octopus?

              No, but he cost me a few squid! *BOOM BOOM* ;P

              "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                Was he an octopus?

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                Henry Minute
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                More likely a mollusc. Which was odd because his parents looked normal. Yet another example of the shellfish gene.

                Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                • N NormDroid

                  Funny I got called an octopus by a girl, all for the wrong reasons ;)

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  That's what I meant! But then you suckered her in!

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    More likely a mollusc. Which was odd because his parents looked normal. Yet another example of the shellfish gene.

                    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Don't you mussel in on this pun thread!

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      You don't beat him enough!

                      or he doesn't beat him the right way.

                      "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                      Henry Minute
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                      That's not my fault! DBC insisted on my returning her whip.

                      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Don't you mussel in on this pun thread!

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                        Henry Minute
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                        Oh clam up.

                        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                        • H Henry Minute

                          Oh clam up.

                          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          I shall try to winkle a few more puns out of you!

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                          • D DeathByChocolate

                            Henry Minute wrote:

                            Haven't read one in yonks.

                            I told you that you would end up needing glasses! :rolleyes:

                            "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                            Henry Minute
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                            DeathByChocolate wrote:

                            I told you that you would end up needing glasses

                            Speaking of which I am about to have some scotch. Would you care for two fingers?

                            Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                            • H Henry Minute

                              DeathByChocolate wrote:

                              I told you that you would end up needing glasses

                              Speaking of which I am about to have some scotch. Would you care for two fingers?

                              Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              I think she prefers a highball, straight up.

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                                I shall try to winkle a few more puns out of you!

                                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                Henry Minute
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                                You really shouldn't try to pin me down like that because I'm urchin to respond. Bit weak, I know, but I haven't been whelk.

                                Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                  You really shouldn't try to pin me down like that because I'm urchin to respond. Bit weak, I know, but I haven't been whelk.

                                  Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                  DeathByChocolate
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                                  Oh for cods sake! :rolleyes:

                                  "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                    That's not my fault! DBC insisted on my returning her whip.

                                    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                    DeathByChocolate
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                                    Henry Minute wrote:

                                    DBC insisted on my returning her whip.

                                    Whip always was one of my favorites ... Walnut Whip that is! ;) (See I always get back to chcolate one way or another!)

                                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                      I think she prefers a highball, straight up.

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                                      DeathByChocolate
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                                      I do enjoy a stiff one when I get home in the evening, that is true. ;)

                                      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                        Oh for cods sake! :rolleyes:

                                        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                        Henry Minute
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                                        Desist! I've haddock up to here, or maybe it was here, I can't remember the exact plaice.

                                        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                        • H Henry Minute

                                          My new mobile is ready for collection. I have to go to the bank tomorrow and it is next door to the phone shop. Do I pick up the mobile today, or wait till tomorrow?

                                          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                          Andrew Rissing
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                                          So which US president did you use?

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