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  • D Dalek Dave

    You don't beat him enough!

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    Slacker007
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    You don't beat him enough!

    or he doesn't beat him the right way.

    "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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    • D DeathByChocolate

      Henry Minute wrote:

      I find whales music useful for that.

      Fantastic deep voice, incredibly powerful, smell of the sea ... yeah, I had a boyfriend like that once! ;P

      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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      Dalek Dave
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      Was he an octopus?

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        They certainly used to. Haven't read one in yonks.

        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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        DeathByChocolate
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        Henry Minute wrote:

        Haven't read one in yonks.

        I told you that you would end up needing glasses! :rolleyes:

        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Was he an octopus?

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          NormDroid
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          Funny I got called an octopus by a girl, all for the wrong reasons ;)

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Was he an octopus?

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            DeathByChocolate
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Was he an octopus?

            No, but he cost me a few squid! *BOOM BOOM* ;P

            "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Was he an octopus?

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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              Henry Minute
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              More likely a mollusc. Which was odd because his parents looked normal. Yet another example of the shellfish gene.

              Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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              • N NormDroid

                Funny I got called an octopus by a girl, all for the wrong reasons ;)

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                Dalek Dave
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                That's what I meant! But then you suckered her in!

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                  More likely a mollusc. Which was odd because his parents looked normal. Yet another example of the shellfish gene.

                  Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Don't you mussel in on this pun thread!

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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    You don't beat him enough!

                    or he doesn't beat him the right way.

                    "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                    Henry Minute
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                    That's not my fault! DBC insisted on my returning her whip.

                    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Don't you mussel in on this pun thread!

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                      Henry Minute
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                      Oh clam up.

                      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                        Oh clam up.

                        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        I shall try to winkle a few more puns out of you!

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                        • D DeathByChocolate

                          Henry Minute wrote:

                          Haven't read one in yonks.

                          I told you that you would end up needing glasses! :rolleyes:

                          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                          Henry Minute
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                          DeathByChocolate wrote:

                          I told you that you would end up needing glasses

                          Speaking of which I am about to have some scotch. Would you care for two fingers?

                          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                            DeathByChocolate wrote:

                            I told you that you would end up needing glasses

                            Speaking of which I am about to have some scotch. Would you care for two fingers?

                            Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            I think she prefers a highball, straight up.

                            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                              I shall try to winkle a few more puns out of you!

                              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                              Henry Minute
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                              You really shouldn't try to pin me down like that because I'm urchin to respond. Bit weak, I know, but I haven't been whelk.

                              Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                You really shouldn't try to pin me down like that because I'm urchin to respond. Bit weak, I know, but I haven't been whelk.

                                Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                DeathByChocolate
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                                Oh for cods sake! :rolleyes:

                                "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                  That's not my fault! DBC insisted on my returning her whip.

                                  Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                  DeathByChocolate
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                                  Henry Minute wrote:

                                  DBC insisted on my returning her whip.

                                  Whip always was one of my favorites ... Walnut Whip that is! ;) (See I always get back to chcolate one way or another!)

                                  "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    I think she prefers a highball, straight up.

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                                    DeathByChocolate
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                                    I do enjoy a stiff one when I get home in the evening, that is true. ;)

                                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                      Oh for cods sake! :rolleyes:

                                      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      Desist! I've haddock up to here, or maybe it was here, I can't remember the exact plaice.

                                      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                      • H Henry Minute

                                        My new mobile is ready for collection. I have to go to the bank tomorrow and it is next door to the phone shop. Do I pick up the mobile today, or wait till tomorrow?

                                        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                        Andrew Rissing
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                                        So which US president did you use?

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                                        • A Andrew Rissing

                                          So which US president did you use?

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                                          Henry Minute
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                                          Ulysses S Grant, of course. He's a dead ringer. :)

                                          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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