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  • H Henry Minute

    Oh clam up.

    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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    Dalek Dave
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    I shall try to winkle a few more puns out of you!

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    • D DeathByChocolate

      Henry Minute wrote:

      Haven't read one in yonks.

      I told you that you would end up needing glasses! :rolleyes:

      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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      Henry Minute
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      DeathByChocolate wrote:

      I told you that you would end up needing glasses

      Speaking of which I am about to have some scotch. Would you care for two fingers?

      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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        DeathByChocolate wrote:

        I told you that you would end up needing glasses

        Speaking of which I am about to have some scotch. Would you care for two fingers?

        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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        Dalek Dave
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        I think she prefers a highball, straight up.

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          I shall try to winkle a few more puns out of you!

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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          Henry Minute
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          You really shouldn't try to pin me down like that because I'm urchin to respond. Bit weak, I know, but I haven't been whelk.

          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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          • H Henry Minute

            You really shouldn't try to pin me down like that because I'm urchin to respond. Bit weak, I know, but I haven't been whelk.

            Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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            DeathByChocolate
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            Oh for cods sake! :rolleyes:

            "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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            • H Henry Minute

              That's not my fault! DBC insisted on my returning her whip.

              Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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              DeathByChocolate
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              Henry Minute wrote:

              DBC insisted on my returning her whip.

              Whip always was one of my favorites ... Walnut Whip that is! ;) (See I always get back to chcolate one way or another!)

              "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                I think she prefers a highball, straight up.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                DeathByChocolate
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                I do enjoy a stiff one when I get home in the evening, that is true. ;)

                "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                  Oh for cods sake! :rolleyes:

                  "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                  Henry Minute
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                  Desist! I've haddock up to here, or maybe it was here, I can't remember the exact plaice.

                  Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    My new mobile is ready for collection. I have to go to the bank tomorrow and it is next door to the phone shop. Do I pick up the mobile today, or wait till tomorrow?

                    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                    Andrew Rissing
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                    So which US president did you use?

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                    • A Andrew Rissing

                      So which US president did you use?

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                      Henry Minute
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                      Ulysses S Grant, of course. He's a dead ringer. :)

                      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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