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  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

    I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

    It's an OO world.

    public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
    public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
    }

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    OriginalGriff
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    "ternative":

    1. A post-indie genre of music. Characterized by authentic 2k9-2k10 post-blog-house bands.
    2. A small nocturnal creature that lives in the woods.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ternative[^] In this case however: 3) You'll be lucky...

    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

      I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

      It's an OO world.

      public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
      public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
      }

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      Very clever. :thumbsup:

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

        I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

        It's an OO world.

        public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
        public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
        }

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        Single Step Debugger
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        Naerling wrote:

        What does "ternative" mean?

        Who rally cares?

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        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

          I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

          It's an OO world.

          public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
          public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
          }

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          Mycroft Holmes
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          Obviously a case of the mind seeing what it wants to! I predict reality is going to be quite painful.

          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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            Obviously a case of the mind seeing what it wants to! I predict reality is going to be quite painful.

            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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            Lost User
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            Afterburners. We already had that yesterday.

            At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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            • M Mycroft Holmes

              Obviously a case of the mind seeing what it wants to! I predict reality is going to be quite painful.

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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              Lost User
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              Not if he's gentle

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              • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                It's an OO world.

                public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                }

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                Due to an unfortunate auto correct in a text message conversation, I had banal sex with my wife last night.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  Afterburners. We already had that yesterday.

                  At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                  Mycroft Holmes
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                  There was an video going around a few years ago where the "actress" farted, funniest thing I have ever seen. Afterburners comes under the guise of TMI.

                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                    Not if he's gentle

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                    Mycroft Holmes
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                    And brings the gel

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                      I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                      It's an OO world.

                      public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                      public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                      }

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                      Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                      :laugh: That is funny! 5+

                      "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                      Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                        I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                        It's an OO world.

                        public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                        public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                        }

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                        wizardzz
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                        Naer, you are way off, misinterpreting spaces! She obviously meant "anal ter native". Give her anal like a native, 3 times. Sounds like you got a keeper.

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                        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                          I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                          It's an OO world.

                          public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                          public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                          }

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                          egenis
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                          Brilliant!

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