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  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

    I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

    It's an OO world.

    public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
    public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
    }

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    Very clever. :thumbsup:

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

      I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

      It's an OO world.

      public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
      public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
      }

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      Single Step Debugger
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      Naerling wrote:

      What does "ternative" mean?

      Who rally cares?

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      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

        I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

        It's an OO world.

        public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
        public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
        }

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        Mycroft Holmes
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        Obviously a case of the mind seeing what it wants to! I predict reality is going to be quite painful.

        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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          Obviously a case of the mind seeing what it wants to! I predict reality is going to be quite painful.

          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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          Lost User
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          Afterburners. We already had that yesterday.

          At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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            Obviously a case of the mind seeing what it wants to! I predict reality is going to be quite painful.

            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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            Lost User
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            Not if he's gentle

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            • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

              I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

              It's an OO world.

              public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
              public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
              }

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              Lost User
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              Due to an unfortunate auto correct in a text message conversation, I had banal sex with my wife last night.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                Afterburners. We already had that yesterday.

                At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                Mycroft Holmes
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                There was an video going around a few years ago where the "actress" farted, funniest thing I have ever seen. Afterburners comes under the guise of TMI.

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                  Not if he's gentle

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                  Mycroft Holmes
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                  And brings the gel

                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                    I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                    It's an OO world.

                    public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                    public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                    }

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                    Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                    :laugh: That is funny! 5+

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                    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                      I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                      It's an OO world.

                      public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                      public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                      }

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                      wizardzz
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                      Naer, you are way off, misinterpreting spaces! She obviously meant "anal ter native". Give her anal like a native, 3 times. Sounds like you got a keeper.

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                      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                        I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                        It's an OO world.

                        public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                        public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                        }

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                        egenis
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                        Brilliant!

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