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  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

    I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

    It's an OO world.

    public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
    public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
    }

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    Single Step Debugger
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    Naerling wrote:

    What does "ternative" mean?

    Who rally cares?

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    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

      I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

      It's an OO world.

      public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
      public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
      }

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      Mycroft Holmes
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      Obviously a case of the mind seeing what it wants to! I predict reality is going to be quite painful.

      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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        Obviously a case of the mind seeing what it wants to! I predict reality is going to be quite painful.

        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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        Lost User
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        Afterburners. We already had that yesterday.

        At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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        • M Mycroft Holmes

          Obviously a case of the mind seeing what it wants to! I predict reality is going to be quite painful.

          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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          Lost User
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          Not if he's gentle

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          • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

            I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

            It's an OO world.

            public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
            public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
            }

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            Lost User
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            Due to an unfortunate auto correct in a text message conversation, I had banal sex with my wife last night.

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            • L Lost User

              Afterburners. We already had that yesterday.

              At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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              Mycroft Holmes
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              There was an video going around a few years ago where the "actress" farted, funniest thing I have ever seen. Afterburners comes under the guise of TMI.

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                Not if he's gentle

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                Mycroft Holmes
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                And brings the gel

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                  I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                  It's an OO world.

                  public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                  public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                  }

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                  Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                  :laugh: That is funny! 5+

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                  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                    I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                    It's an OO world.

                    public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                    public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                    }

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                    wizardzz
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                    Naer, you are way off, misinterpreting spaces! She obviously meant "anal ter native". Give her anal like a native, 3 times. Sounds like you got a keeper.

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                    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                      I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                      It's an OO world.

                      public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                      public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                      }

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                      egenis
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                      Brilliant!

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