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  • E Espen Harlinn

    ChrisElston wrote:

    anti specific religion post

    Isn't idiocy a religion?

    Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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    Lost User
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    I found some more followers of that religion[^].

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      Nope, I'm sure. I'm not religious. :-D

      Veni, vidi, vici.

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      Espen Harlinn
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      CPallini wrote:

      Nope, I'm sure. I'm not religious

      As far as I know you generally don't suffer from said malady either ;)

      Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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        .. and that immediately turned it into soapbox material.

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        enhzflep
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        :doh: :-O

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          I found some more followers of that religion[^].

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          Espen Harlinn
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          Definitely - haven't they heard: It's the volts that jolts, and the mills that kills?

          Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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          • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

            quick send more snakes

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            Jan Steyn
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            Amen

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            • E Espen Harlinn

              CPallini wrote:

              Nope, I'm sure. I'm not religious

              As far as I know you generally don't suffer from said malady either ;)

              Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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              CPallini
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              Time to change your mind[^]. :laugh:

              Veni, vidi, vici.

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              • L Lost User

                Serpent-handling pastor dies after rattlesnake bite[^] This is an anti idiot post, not an anti specific religion post.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                Rama Krishna Vavilala
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                Well accidents happen! If he survived 44 years handling snakes he must be expert of some sort. When you are so accustomed of being around snakes it is quite possible that you will commit a single careless mistake like he did and die. The same thing applies to lot of herpetologists, animal handlers (aka Sigfield and Roy), and people practicing dangerous professions. So I will not call him an idiot. The sight of a snake makes me have nightmare for days so I have respect for anyone who is comfortable with snakes.

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                • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                  Well accidents happen! If he survived 44 years handling snakes he must be expert of some sort. When you are so accustomed of being around snakes it is quite possible that you will commit a single careless mistake like he did and die. The same thing applies to lot of herpetologists, animal handlers (aka Sigfield and Roy), and people practicing dangerous professions. So I will not call him an idiot. The sight of a snake makes me have nightmare for days so I have respect for anyone who is comfortable with snakes.

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                  Lost User
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                  It is not handling snakes that makes him an idiot, it is his reasons for doing so, and his reasons for not seeking treatment after being bitten by one. Just like Steve Jobs was an idiot for refusing cancer treatment because he believed he could make it go away by being Steve Jobs.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  • C CPallini

                    Time to change your mind[^]. :laugh:

                    Veni, vidi, vici.

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                    Espen Harlinn
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                    OK :laugh:

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                    • L Lost User

                      Serpent-handling pastor dies after rattlesnake bite[^] This is an anti idiot post, not an anti specific religion post.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                      Gregory Gadow
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                      ChrisElston wrote:

                      This is an anti idiot post, not an anti specific religion post.

                      Same thing.

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                      • E Espen Harlinn

                        ChrisElston wrote:

                        anti specific religion post

                        Isn't idiocy a religion?

                        Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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                        Dr Walt Fair PE
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                        I think it is, because there is no logical explanation. ;P

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                        • L Lost User

                          I found some more followers of that religion[^].

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                          User 8272238
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                          Mad as box of frogs the lot of 'em (Gratuitous Galvani reference)

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                          • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                            That's a facepalm moment if ever there was one. The fact his Dad went the same way at about the same age would seem to be a bit of a hint here... :doh: Darwin would undoubtedly be so proud. Our pastor Dwayne[^]* has a southern pentacostal background (he's from Oklahoma) so I'm sure he will just shake his head (and possibly write a sermon on the subject...) when he hears about this particular loon. * At MCC Bournemouth[^]. It makes for some interesting cultural misunderstandings, but we're gradually assimilating him. Based on recent conversations I suspect we are unlikely to convince him Budweiser just isn't worth bothering with though.

                            Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                            ZurdoDev
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                            You are openly posting about a gay priest (oxymoron)? That should be moved to the soapbox so people can share their opinions on that. :)

                            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                              You are openly posting about a gay priest (oxymoron)? That should be moved to the soapbox so people can share their opinions on that. :)

                              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                              Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                              No, I'm posting about our pastor, and linking to his Twitter feed. Why should that be in the soapbox just because of his orientation? (which is irrelevant to the thread BTW - the thing that I was drawing attention to is that he's a Pentacostal pastor from Oklahoma - preaching in a UK church - who will probably have an interesting take on the article).

                              Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                              • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                                Indeed! Heck, even Tooheys probably makes more sense than Budweiser (and as Michael Martin will tell you, that's saying something!).

                                Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                Budweiser commits the worst of all possible sins in a beer: it's boring.

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  Budweiser commits the worst of all possible sins in a beer: it's boring.

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                  ...and not even made with barley or anything interesting.

                                  Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                                    ...and not even made with barley or anything interesting.

                                    Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                                    Gary Wheeler
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                                    Based on the taste, it's made with filtered water from a municipal source and a dash of chihuahua urine.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      The Washington Post:

                                      The son of a serpent handler who also died, in 1983, after being bitten

                                      Now if my Dad had died from being bitten by a snake, I wouldn't be going near the things!


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      jschell
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                                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                      Now if my Dad had died from being bitten by a snake

                                      What if you thought your Dad was an idiot?

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                                      • Z ZurdoDev

                                        You are openly posting about a gay priest (oxymoron)? That should be moved to the soapbox so people can share their opinions on that. :)

                                        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                        AspDotNetDev
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                                        ryanb31 wrote:

                                        gay priest (oxymoron)

                                        I believe the word you are looking for is tautology. :)

                                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                          ryanb31 wrote:

                                          gay priest (oxymoron)

                                          I believe the word you are looking for is tautology. :)

                                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                          ZurdoDev
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                                          Actually I meant it the way I have it; however, after thinking about it, you are right. There are a lot of religions where it is tautology. I guess I was sticking to conservative Bible teachings, not our modern progressive (progress us into oblivion) thinking.

                                          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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