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  • L Lost User

    I'd love to be an MP, preferably a back bencher in opposition. Go to work a couple of days a week (in the 9 months of the year parliament actually sits) and sit at the back making childish noises or dozing.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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    hey its hard work thinking up those expenses claims, and then you have all that "avoiding the voters" to worry you, oh and finding a second home to flip - its not all snoozing at the back of the benches you know

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      ChrisElston wrote:

      Or to eat out at posh pubs.

      Your avatar says otherwise ;) http://www.codeproject.com/script/Membership/ProfileImages/%7Bff2e23a7-4466-43bd-a617-989dc6d41bbf%7D.jpg[^]

      cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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      Lost User
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      It's a pre-austerity pic. This is now[^]

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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      • L Lost User

        I'd love to be an MP, preferably a back bencher in opposition. Go to work a couple of days a week (in the 9 months of the year parliament actually sits) and sit at the back making childish noises or dozing.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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        Pete OHanlon
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        ChrisElston wrote:

        sit at the back making childish noises or dozing.

        To be fair, you've spent the last 4 years, 6 months perfecting it here.

        *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          ChrisElston wrote:

          sit at the back making childish noises or dozing.

          To be fair, you've spent the last 4 years, 6 months perfecting it here.

          *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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          Lost User
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          Yes, but I've been doing it 5 days a week, 52 weeks a year.

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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          • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

            hey its hard work thinking up those expenses claims, and then you have all that "avoiding the voters" to worry you, oh and finding a second home to flip - its not all snoozing at the back of the benches you know

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            Lost User
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            I thought that was what you your expenses paid relatives to do for you.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            • L Lost User

              I'd love to be an MP, preferably a back bencher in opposition. Go to work a couple of days a week (in the 9 months of the year parliament actually sits) and sit at the back making childish noises or dozing.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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              Lost User
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              ChrisElston wrote:

              I'd love to be an MP

              Yeah, you even get a great uniform and a polished helmet[^]

              At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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              • L Lost User

                I thought that was what you your expenses paid relatives to do for you.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                No, you just dont get it, they are out finding nice little earning Speaking tours, garden center opening's etc - or at least making Tea (Dinner for those posh buggers about)

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                • S Sahir Shah

                  He left his 8 year old behind in a pub.[^] :wtf: :omg: What if he forgets he is the PM of UK and thinks he is PM of China or something.

                  Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                  Hiren solanki
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                  Sahir Shah wrote:

                  What if he forgets he is the PM of UK and thinks he is PM of China or something.

                  His daughter will wake him up then.

                  Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    ChrisElston wrote:

                    sit at the back making childish noises or dozing.

                    To be fair, you've spent the last 4 years, 6 months perfecting it here.

                    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                    CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    I object! Rhubarb rhubarb [ad infinitum]


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • L Lost User

                      ChrisElston wrote:

                      I'd love to be an MP

                      Yeah, you even get a great uniform and a polished helmet[^]

                      At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Chris is good at polishing his helmet.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      • S Sahir Shah

                        He left his 8 year old behind in a pub.[^] :wtf: :omg: What if he forgets he is the PM of UK and thinks he is PM of China or something.

                        Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                        jim lahey
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                        I don't see what the big fuss is. He never made the "no child left behind" pledge before the election..

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                        • J jim lahey

                          I don't see what the big fuss is. He never made the "no child left behind" pledge before the election..

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                          Lost User
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                          Although he did say that he had a slack work ethic because he was such a great father.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                          • P Paul Watson

                            As a parent I'd say that is quite understandable. Cameron is human.

                            cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                            Chris Maunder
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                            Parent? Congratulations!! OK, I'm in a comfy chair and need to hear the full story of what's happened over the last year.

                            cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                              Parent? Congratulations!! OK, I'm in a comfy chair and need to hear the full story of what's happened over the last year.

                              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                              TPFKAPB
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                              Chris Maunder wrote:

                              full story

                              Surely the full story of how he became a Parent is going to breach the Kid Sister rule?

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                                Parent? Congratulations!! OK, I'm in a comfy chair and need to hear the full story of what's happened over the last year.

                                cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                Paul Watson
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                                Wwweeelllllll... It's been longer than a year. I have a nearly-4 year old daughter (Leah) and a 13 week old son (Eric.) All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.

                                cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                  Wwweeelllllll... It's been longer than a year. I have a nearly-4 year old daughter (Leah) and a 13 week old son (Eric.) All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.

                                  cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  A Cpian with a life! This confuses Chris. :laugh:


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    A Cpian with a life! This confuses Chris. :laugh:


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    Paul Watson
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                                    I didn't say I had a life, I said I was a parent!

                                    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                    • T TPFKAPB

                                      Chris Maunder wrote:

                                      full story

                                      Surely the full story of how he became a Parent is going to breach the Kid Sister rule?

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                                      lewax00
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                                      Well she'll have to learn eventually...

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                                      • P Paul Watson

                                        I didn't say I had a life, I said I was a parent!

                                        cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        With two [7 & 10] I fully agree to the difference between having a life and being a parent. I like to think that I do have a life, two in fact, but I am only a spectator.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                          With two [7 & 10] I fully agree to the difference between having a life and being a parent. I like to think that I do have a life, two in fact, but I am only a spectator.


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                          Paul Watson
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                                          A taxi, a provider, a bather, a clothes cleaner, a bottle washer, a bed maker, a TV remote control.

                                          cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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