David Cameron
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I'd love to be an MP, preferably a back bencher in opposition. Go to work a couple of days a week (in the 9 months of the year parliament actually sits) and sit at the back making childish noises or dozing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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ChrisElston wrote:
sit at the back making childish noises or dozing.
To be fair, you've spent the last 4 years, 6 months perfecting it here.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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I thought that was what you your expenses paid relatives to do for you.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
No, you just dont get it, they are out finding nice little earning Speaking tours, garden center opening's etc - or at least making Tea (Dinner for those posh buggers about)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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He left his 8 year old behind in a pub.[^] :wtf: :omg: What if he forgets he is the PM of UK and thinks he is PM of China or something.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
Sahir Shah wrote:
What if he forgets he is the PM of UK and thinks he is PM of China or something.
His daughter will wake him up then.
Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".
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ChrisElston wrote:
sit at the back making childish noises or dozing.
To be fair, you've spent the last 4 years, 6 months perfecting it here.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
I object! Rhubarb rhubarb [ad infinitum]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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ChrisElston wrote:
I'd love to be an MP
Yeah, you even get a great uniform and a polished helmet[^]
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
Chris is good at polishing his helmet.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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He left his 8 year old behind in a pub.[^] :wtf: :omg: What if he forgets he is the PM of UK and thinks he is PM of China or something.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
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I don't see what the big fuss is. He never made the "no child left behind" pledge before the election..
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As a parent I'd say that is quite understandable. Cameron is human.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
Parent? Congratulations!! OK, I'm in a comfy chair and need to hear the full story of what's happened over the last year.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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Parent? Congratulations!! OK, I'm in a comfy chair and need to hear the full story of what's happened over the last year.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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Parent? Congratulations!! OK, I'm in a comfy chair and need to hear the full story of what's happened over the last year.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Wwweeelllllll... It's been longer than a year. I have a nearly-4 year old daughter (Leah) and a 13 week old son (Eric.) All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Wwweeelllllll... It's been longer than a year. I have a nearly-4 year old daughter (Leah) and a 13 week old son (Eric.) All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
A Cpian with a life! This confuses Chris. :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A Cpian with a life! This confuses Chris. :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I didn't say I had a life, I said I was a parent!
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Chris Maunder wrote:
full story
Surely the full story of how he became a Parent is going to breach the Kid Sister rule?
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I didn't say I had a life, I said I was a parent!
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
With two [7 & 10] I fully agree to the difference between having a life and being a parent. I like to think that I do have a life, two in fact, but I am only a spectator.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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With two [7 & 10] I fully agree to the difference between having a life and being a parent. I like to think that I do have a life, two in fact, but I am only a spectator.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
A taxi, a provider, a bather, a clothes cleaner, a bottle washer, a bed maker, a TV remote control.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Wwweeelllllll... It's been longer than a year. I have a nearly-4 year old daughter (Leah) and a 13 week old son (Eric.) All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
Congratulations.
Paul Watson wrote:
All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.
Does the missus know?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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Congratulations.
Paul Watson wrote:
All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.
Does the missus know?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Does the missus know?
No, and it's better for everyone that we keep it that way... :~
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Leslie Nielsen hiding in Code Project who knew!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
Leslie Nielsen hiding in Code Project who knew!
I'm here.
Leslie Nielsen
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
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A taxi, a provider, a bather, a clothes cleaner, a bottle washer, a bed maker, a TV remote control.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
...and a Best Friend (sometimes), mobile pillow, on-demand entertainment, Enforcer (aka Fun Police), Teacher / interpreter, Protector and full-time worrier, and, sometimes, punching bag.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
