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  • S Sahir Shah

    He left his 8 year old behind in a pub.[^] :wtf: :omg: What if he forgets he is the PM of UK and thinks he is PM of China or something.

    Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Hiren solanki
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    Sahir Shah wrote:

    What if he forgets he is the PM of UK and thinks he is PM of China or something.

    His daughter will wake him up then.

    Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      ChrisElston wrote:

      sit at the back making childish noises or dozing.

      To be fair, you've spent the last 4 years, 6 months perfecting it here.

      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      I object! Rhubarb rhubarb [ad infinitum]


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      • L Lost User

        ChrisElston wrote:

        I'd love to be an MP

        Yeah, you even get a great uniform and a polished helmet[^]

        At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Chris is good at polishing his helmet.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • S Sahir Shah

          He left his 8 year old behind in a pub.[^] :wtf: :omg: What if he forgets he is the PM of UK and thinks he is PM of China or something.

          Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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          jim lahey
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          I don't see what the big fuss is. He never made the "no child left behind" pledge before the election..

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          • J jim lahey

            I don't see what the big fuss is. He never made the "no child left behind" pledge before the election..

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            Lost User
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            Although he did say that he had a slack work ethic because he was such a great father.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            • P Paul Watson

              As a parent I'd say that is quite understandable. Cameron is human.

              cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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              Chris Maunder
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              Parent? Congratulations!! OK, I'm in a comfy chair and need to hear the full story of what's happened over the last year.

              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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              • C Chris Maunder

                Parent? Congratulations!! OK, I'm in a comfy chair and need to hear the full story of what's happened over the last year.

                cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                TPFKAPB
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                Chris Maunder wrote:

                full story

                Surely the full story of how he became a Parent is going to breach the Kid Sister rule?

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                • C Chris Maunder

                  Parent? Congratulations!! OK, I'm in a comfy chair and need to hear the full story of what's happened over the last year.

                  cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                  Paul Watson
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                  Wwweeelllllll... It's been longer than a year. I have a nearly-4 year old daughter (Leah) and a 13 week old son (Eric.) All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.

                  cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                  • P Paul Watson

                    Wwweeelllllll... It's been longer than a year. I have a nearly-4 year old daughter (Leah) and a 13 week old son (Eric.) All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.

                    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    A Cpian with a life! This confuses Chris. :laugh:


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      A Cpian with a life! This confuses Chris. :laugh:


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Paul Watson
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                      I didn't say I had a life, I said I was a parent!

                      cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                      • T TPFKAPB

                        Chris Maunder wrote:

                        full story

                        Surely the full story of how he became a Parent is going to breach the Kid Sister rule?

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                        lewax00
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                        Well she'll have to learn eventually...

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                        • P Paul Watson

                          I didn't say I had a life, I said I was a parent!

                          cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          With two [7 & 10] I fully agree to the difference between having a life and being a parent. I like to think that I do have a life, two in fact, but I am only a spectator.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            With two [7 & 10] I fully agree to the difference between having a life and being a parent. I like to think that I do have a life, two in fact, but I am only a spectator.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            Paul Watson
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                            A taxi, a provider, a bather, a clothes cleaner, a bottle washer, a bed maker, a TV remote control.

                            cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                            • P Paul Watson

                              Wwweeelllllll... It's been longer than a year. I have a nearly-4 year old daughter (Leah) and a 13 week old son (Eric.) All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.

                              cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              Congratulations.

                              Paul Watson wrote:

                              All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.

                              Does the missus know?

                              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                Congratulations.

                                Paul Watson wrote:

                                All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.

                                Does the missus know?

                                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                Paul Watson
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                                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                Does the missus know?

                                No, and it's better for everyone that we keep it that way... :~

                                cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                  Leslie Nielsen hiding in Code Project who knew!

                                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                  Leslie Nielsen
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                                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                                  Leslie Nielsen hiding in Code Project who knew!

                                  I'm here.

                                  Leslie Nielsen

                                  "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

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                                  • P Paul Watson

                                    A taxi, a provider, a bather, a clothes cleaner, a bottle washer, a bed maker, a TV remote control.

                                    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                    Chris Maunder
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                                    ...and a Best Friend (sometimes), mobile pillow, on-demand entertainment, Enforcer (aka Fun Police), Teacher / interpreter, Protector and full-time worrier, and, sometimes, punching bag.

                                    cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                    • P Paul Watson

                                      Wwweeelllllll... It's been longer than a year. I have a nearly-4 year old daughter (Leah) and a 13 week old son (Eric.) All thanks to a lovely Irish lass I met... jesus... 6 years ago.

                                      cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                      Chris Maunder
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                                      Awww. Congratulations. That's great.

                                      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                      • C Chris Maunder

                                        ...and a Best Friend (sometimes), mobile pillow, on-demand entertainment, Enforcer (aka Fun Police), Teacher / interpreter, Protector and full-time worrier, and, sometimes, punching bag.

                                        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                        Paul Watson
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                                        Indeed. Wouldn't swap it for all the tea in China.

                                        cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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