185 Of the Day

wizardzz

jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

Ian Shlasko

185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." 14 minutes later, the rovers reply, "Jerry? Is that you? What are you doing on Mars?"

Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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Pete OHanlon

185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." Dalek Dave doesn't believe you've landed here

*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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Pete OHanlon

185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The Curiosity rovers say "That's all right, the atmosphere in this place stinks."

*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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Ian Shlasko

(Here, I'll try one that sucks less) 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The rovers respond, "So you're saying it IS a cookbook?"

Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

jeron1

185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The Curiosity rovers say "Sorry we came in a little hot, let's wait til the dust settles, maybe you'll serve us then."

Lost User

wizardzz wrote:

185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

Curiousity replies, "Can't I be satisfied?"

Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012

Mark_Wallace

185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you, because you killed my cat."

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Lost User

185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The Curiosity rovers say "Oh! Have you already seen the skycranes?"

Rage

Laughed out loud at this one. :laugh:

Rage

The curiosity rovers say : "Why ?" This one is subtle

Rage

The Curiosity rovers say "Sorry, wrong bar, we should have sent a pathfinder first".

BRShroyer

185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The Curiosity rovers say, "All your bases are belong to us."

Brad If you think you can, you will. If you think you can't, you won't. Either way, you're right.

Roger Allen

wizardzz wrote:

185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

Error: Expect 404.

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Gary Wheeler

Oh f*** yes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .

Software Zen: delete this;

Corporal Agarn

I thought this was a metric bar.

S Houghtelin

wizardzz wrote:

185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

Yeah well this place is pretty damn lifeless anyway. You guys don't even have water.

It was broke, so I fixed it.

Mike Hankey

Because you're wanted for questioning in the cat murder.

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Andrew Rissing

185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." (28 minutes later) Mar's only bar is mysteriously destroyed.

Rage

I like it :cool: