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  • W wizardzz

    jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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    Lost User
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    wizardzz wrote:

    185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar.
    The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

    Curiousity replies, "Can't I be satisfied?"

    Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012

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    • W wizardzz

      jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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      Mark_Wallace
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      185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you, because you killed my cat."

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • W wizardzz

        jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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        Lost User
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        185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The Curiosity rovers say "Oh! Have you already seen the skycranes?"

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." Dalek Dave doesn't believe you've landed here

          *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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          Rage
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          Laughed out loud at this one. :laugh:

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          • W wizardzz

            jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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            Rage
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            The curiosity rovers say : "Why ?" This one is subtle

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            • W wizardzz

              jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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              Rage
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              The Curiosity rovers say "Sorry, wrong bar, we should have sent a pathfinder first".

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              • W wizardzz

                jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                BRShroyer
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                185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The Curiosity rovers say, "All your bases are belong to us."

                Brad If you think you can, you will. If you think you can't, you won't. Either way, you're right.

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                • W wizardzz

                  jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                  Roger Allen
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                  wizardzz wrote:

                  185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar.
                  The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                  Error: Expect 404.

                  If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." Dalek Dave doesn't believe you've landed here

                    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                    CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                    Gary Wheeler
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                    Oh f*** yes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    • W wizardzz

                      jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                      Corporal Agarn
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                      I thought this was a metric bar.

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                      • W wizardzz

                        jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                        S Houghtelin
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                        wizardzz wrote:

                        185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar.
                        The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                        Yeah well this place is pretty damn lifeless anyway. You guys don't even have water.

                        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                        • W wizardzz

                          jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                          Mike Hankey
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                          Because you're wanted for questioning in the cat murder.

                          VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                          Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                          • W wizardzz

                            jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                            Andrew Rissing
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                            185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." (28 minutes later) Mar's only bar is mysteriously destroyed.

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                            • B BRShroyer

                              185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The Curiosity rovers say, "All your bases are belong to us."

                              Brad If you think you can, you will. If you think you can't, you won't. Either way, you're right.

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                              Rage
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                              I like it :cool:

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                              • C Corporal Agarn

                                I thought this was a metric bar.

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                                Rage
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                                Not so subtle reference :thumbsup:

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                                • A Andrew Rissing

                                  185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." (28 minutes later) Mar's only bar is mysteriously destroyed.

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                                  AspDotNetDev
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                                  Andrew Rissing wrote:

                                  Mar's only bar

                                  Oh no! What will I do without a Mars Bar!

                                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    wizardzz wrote:

                                    185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar.
                                    The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                                    Curiousity replies, "Can't I be satisfied?"

                                    Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012

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                                    Corporal Agarn
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                                    Wes Aday wrote:

                                    Curiousity replies, "I can't get no, satisfaction"

                                    FTFY I try, and I try.

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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                      Andrei Straut
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                                      185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." 185 Curiosity Rovers say, "C'mon rovers, let's roll"

                                      Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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                                      • W wizardzz

                                        jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                        Andrew Rissing
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                                        Maybe this has been explained prior, but what is the significance of 185?

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                                        • A Andrew Rissing

                                          Maybe this has been explained prior, but what is the significance of 185?

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                                          wizardzz
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                                          Tradition only. It is an arbitrary large number. It keeps these type of 'make up the punchline on the spot' exercises separate and distinctly recognizable from "3 x's walk into a bar where the entire joke is written out"

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