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  • W wizardzz

    jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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    Ian Shlasko
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    185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." 14 minutes later, the rovers reply, "Jerry? Is that you? What are you doing on Mars?"

    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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    • W wizardzz

      jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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      Pete OHanlon
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      185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." Dalek Dave doesn't believe you've landed here

      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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      • W wizardzz

        jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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        Pete OHanlon
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        185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The Curiosity rovers say "That's all right, the atmosphere in this place stinks."

        *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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        • W wizardzz

          jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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          Ian Shlasko
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          (Here, I'll try one that sucks less) 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The rovers respond, "So you're saying it IS a cookbook?"

          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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          • W wizardzz

            jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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            jeron1
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            185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The Curiosity rovers say "Sorry we came in a little hot, let's wait til the dust settles, maybe you'll serve us then."

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            • W wizardzz

              jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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              Lost User
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              wizardzz wrote:

              185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar.
              The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

              Curiousity replies, "Can't I be satisfied?"

              Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Please stand in front of my pistol, smile and wait for the flash - JSOP 2012

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              • W wizardzz

                jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                Mark_Wallace
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                185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you, because you killed my cat."

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • W wizardzz

                  jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                  185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The Curiosity rovers say "Oh! Have you already seen the skycranes?"

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." Dalek Dave doesn't believe you've landed here

                    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                    CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                    Rage
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                    Laughed out loud at this one. :laugh:

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                    • W wizardzz

                      jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                      Rage
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                      The curiosity rovers say : "Why ?" This one is subtle

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                      • W wizardzz

                        jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                        Rage
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                        The Curiosity rovers say "Sorry, wrong bar, we should have sent a pathfinder first".

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                        • W wizardzz

                          jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                          BRShroyer
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                          185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The Curiosity rovers say, "All your bases are belong to us."

                          Brad If you think you can, you will. If you think you can't, you won't. Either way, you're right.

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                          • W wizardzz

                            jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                            Roger Allen
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                            wizardzz wrote:

                            185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar.
                            The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                            Error: Expect 404.

                            If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." Dalek Dave doesn't believe you've landed here

                              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                              Gary Wheeler
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                              Oh f*** yes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              • W wizardzz

                                jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                Corporal Agarn
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                                I thought this was a metric bar.

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                  S Houghtelin
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                                  wizardzz wrote:

                                  185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar.
                                  The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

                                  Yeah well this place is pretty damn lifeless anyway. You guys don't even have water.

                                  It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                    Mike Hankey
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                                    Because you're wanted for questioning in the cat murder.

                                    VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                                    Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      jeron, you won by a landslide last contest. You win a trip to space. Strap yourself to an ICBM and provoke a nuclear war! 185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."

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                                      Andrew Rissing
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                                      185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." (28 minutes later) Mar's only bar is mysteriously destroyed.

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                                      • B BRShroyer

                                        185 Curiosity rovers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The Curiosity rovers say, "All your bases are belong to us."

                                        Brad If you think you can, you will. If you think you can't, you won't. Either way, you're right.

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                                        Rage
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                                        I like it :cool:

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                                          I thought this was a metric bar.

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                                          Rage
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                                          Not so subtle reference :thumbsup:

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