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Sex With Me Is Like - Of The Day

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    wizardzz
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    Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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      Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. It may contain nuts

      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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        Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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        loctrice
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        wizardzz wrote:

        Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

        - If you wait to long it goes limp - If you are having it , someone, somewhere has paid for it - Even if you'd prefer not to, you are supposed to do it anyway - If you're in a hurry you could make a mess - It fills you up - Your friends also like it - You'll forget about it by noon

        If it moves, compile it

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          wizardzz wrote:

          Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

          - If you wait to long it goes limp - If you are having it , someone, somewhere has paid for it - Even if you'd prefer not to, you are supposed to do it anyway - If you're in a hurry you could make a mess - It fills you up - Your friends also like it - You'll forget about it by noon

          If it moves, compile it

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          wizardzz
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          I liked 1, 4, 7. Didn't get 2 and 3, seemed kind of forced? I found the others to be pretty general and not specific to cereal. Have a 5 though. (on second read, I really, really like 4 + 7)

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            Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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            Keith Barrow
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            I have difficult getting into the box.

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
            -Or-
            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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              Andy Brummer
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              The best part is reading the box while you eat it.

              Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                Dalek Dave
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                You'd still prefer a large sausage and your eggs scrambled.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                  Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                  Andy Brummer
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                  CListCtrl

                  Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                    Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                    Jeremy Rice
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                    If you dig around long enough you'll get a prize.

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                      Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                      Roger Allen
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                      I only eat lunch.

                      If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                        Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                        Lost User
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                        wizardzz wrote:

                        Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

                        Difficult to get through when it's dry.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                          Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                          Lost User
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                          wizardzz wrote:

                          Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

                          Kids only agree to have it when candy is included.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                            Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                            Lost User
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                            wizardzz wrote:

                            Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

                            People on TV always seem to enjoy it more.

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                              Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                              Lost User
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                              wizardzz wrote:

                              Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

                              The kids have some every morning, but the wife usually just has a banana.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                                wizardzz wrote:

                                Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

                                Have it every day and you'll find it easier to shit. I'm going home now.

                                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                  Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                                  Andy Brummer
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                                  It turns the milk brown

                                  Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                                    Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. Not very full-filling.

                                    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                                      Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. You'll be craving more before you are out the door.

                                      Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                                        Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                                        Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. More fun when you get the toy in the box.

                                        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                                          Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. Complimentary for guests of my hotel.

                                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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