When is a sport not a sport?
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Ski jumping is good as long as it's completely judged on distance jumped (and whether or not you fall when you land) without regard to "style". Style sports have no place in the Olympics. To make ski jumping more interesting, we could add a target-shooting element, where the jumper must take a .22 down the slope, and after leaving the ramp, he must shoot three targets (one shot each). Alternative version - ski jump jousting (or "ski jousting") - two jumpers ski down opposing ramps equipped with a pike and a shield, and must knock the other out of the air as they pass in mid-flight.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997How about combining ski jumping with trap shooting? When the shooter shouts "pull", the ski-jumper starts - if he avoids the pellets, he wins, if he doesn't, the shooter wins!
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I think they need a new kind of marathon. The event starts on the first day of the Olympics, and ends on the last day. The person that runs the farthest the fastest wins the gold. The runners are allowed to stop and rest for as long as they want, and as frequently as they want. If they want shelter when they sleep, they have to have been running with it (a backpack with a tent in it, for example). To make it more interesting, they also have to pack their own water/food, and can only replenish food/water every two days, and only after they've consumed all previous food/water. Alternatively, they could bring a non-firearm weapon with which to hunt for their food during the event, but they must still bring their own water. Anyone that dies within three days of the completion of the event forfeits their medal (if they won one).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Motorsports are also not sports.
Anything, that has competition, is a sport. You may not agree, but it is a sport none the less. Picking your nose with your colleagues and seeing who can flick their boogers the farthest, is a sport. Why? Competition baby. :)
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How many caber tossers look married to you?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
How many caber tossers look married to you?
They've got long wooden poles, so you tell me....?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Motorsports are also not sports.
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You're my new hero :laugh:
I have been told that I inspire greatness. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
No. Only one leg gets any exercise. Kinda like how I exercise only one arm... :~
I understand the reference, but I don't think the exercise is the same. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
lewax00 wrote:
the beginning of human civilization
That sounds like a grand idea. When's it due to start?
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"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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When it's a bunch of girls prancing around with a ball or a hoop. Best rhythmic gymnastics outfits of the London 2012 Olympics[^] This is not a sport, at best it's a hobby.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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thrakazog wrote:
For my money sports have defense.
Football, Soccer, Basketball, etc.
Without defense you just have yourself an activity.You've obviously never been at a racetrack? ;) In racing you have to have defense as well, it's not just about driving a quick lap or knowing how to pass another car. You have to equally good at driving defensively to make it as hard as possible for someone else to overtake you.
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Motor racing is no less of a sport than person racing, racing with bikes or racing with horses.
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When it's a bunch of girls prancing around with a ball or a hoop. Best rhythmic gymnastics outfits of the London 2012 Olympics[^] This is not a sport, at best it's a hobby.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Anything, that has competition, is a sport. You may not agree, but it is a sport none the less. Picking your nose with your colleagues and seeing who can flick their boogers the farthest, is a sport. Why? Competition baby. :)
Slacker007 wrote:
Anything, that has competition, is a sport
I disagree. Sport doesn't require competition. So you agree that chess is a sport?
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When it's a bunch of girls prancing around with a ball or a hoop. Best rhythmic gymnastics outfits of the London 2012 Olympics[^] This is not a sport, at best it's a hobby.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Yes they are. You can objectively declare a winner and a (bunch of) losers. That makes it more of a sport than gymnastics.
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If you can't objectively declare a winner, then it's not a sport. So anything where you score points for "artistic merit" isn't a sport.
Wjousts wrote:
If you can't objectively declare a winner, then it's not a sport. So anything where you score points for "artistic merit" isn't a sport.
Nonsense. Every large scale sport is based on rules that have no objectivity. There is no "objective" reason that a football player or a basketball player can't punch and kick an opposing player unconscious but there are certainly rules that disallow it.
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I think they need a new kind of marathon. The event starts on the first day of the Olympics, and ends on the last day. The person that runs the farthest the fastest wins the gold. The runners are allowed to stop and rest for as long as they want, and as frequently as they want. If they want shelter when they sleep, they have to have been running with it (a backpack with a tent in it, for example). To make it more interesting, they also have to pack their own water/food, and can only replenish food/water every two days, and only after they've consumed all previous food/water. Alternatively, they could bring a non-firearm weapon with which to hunt for their food during the event, but they must still bring their own water. Anyone that dies within three days of the completion of the event forfeits their medal (if they won one).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I think they need a new kind of marathon.
That isn't new it just isn't in the Olympics. Ultra marathons have been around for a long time. There are also ultra triathalons with many variations on that. And there is a movement to add the ultra marathon to the Olympics.
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Slacker007 wrote:
Anything, that has competition, is a sport
I disagree. Sport doesn't require competition. So you agree that chess is a sport?
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
So you agree that chess is a sport?
yes.
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Wjousts wrote:
If you can't objectively declare a winner, then it's not a sport. So anything where you score points for "artistic merit" isn't a sport.
Nonsense. Every large scale sport is based on rules that have no objectivity. There is no "objective" reason that a football player or a basketball player can't punch and kick an opposing player unconscious but there are certainly rules that disallow it.
Rubbish. There are rules spelt out in the rule book. And besides, I was talking about objectively declaring a winner. Which in any "real" sport is possible because one team has objectively scored more points (point scoring being objectively described in the RULE BOOK). Or in the case of a race, one participate objective crossed the finish line first.
